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Q: type in google "[your name] needs"
A: Tommy needs a hair cut!!

(But I like my hair!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Tommy Looks Like An Idiot Once Again

(...I think I'm going to cry now)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A:Tommy says ta-ta to Tri-State area

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Tommy Wants Will (In More Ways Than One).

(Who's Will?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Tommy does a backflip

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Tommy cried for a whole hour because he hates his costume!!

(Lies and slander, people. I only cried for 45 minutes)


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Tommy asks, where the hell is everyone?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Tommy Goes to Mars

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Tommy likes drugs. Tommy likes sex. Tommy likes drugs and sex

(Did the Acid Queen write that?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Tommy eats a live worm

(I was forced to against my own will. My cousin Kevin made me)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Tommy wears 'the mark of the beast'

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google search:
A: Tommy Kelly, one of the NFL's highest paid defensive players, was arrested for DUI after Sunday's win over the Kansas