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Ninja Nonsense 5
Sasuke: The What... Does what?
Aryo: heh heh heh
Naruto: Oi. Aryo. Kakashi still hasn't come back.
Aryo: *sighs* fine. I need someone else.
Sasuke: Thank god, Aryo doesn't own Naruto.
Aryo: aw! Thanks Sasuke!
Sasuke: Shut up.
Aryo: heh heh. Never.
Sasuke: Is it neccessary to annoy me?
Naruto: yes
Sasuke: No one asked you. dobe.
Aryo: Be nice to Naruto, Sasuke. *smacks sasuke*
Sasuke: Ow! Damn you.
Aryo: NO CUSSING. Little kids are watching!
Sasuke: Shut up.
Aryo: Make me. Chicken butt.
Sasuke: DON'T CALL ME A CHICKEN BUTT.
Aryo: Why not? You're head does look like that.
Sasuke: IT DOES NOT!!!
Aryo: yes it does.
Sasuke: ...grrrrrrr.
Naruto: I'm bored.
Aryo: me too.
Naruto: So what should we do?
Aryo: I don't know. Whatever.
Sasuke: I have an idea.
Naruto: Really Sasuke?
Aryo: Yeah. Really Sasuke?
Sasuke: yeah.
Aryo: then what?
Sasuke: START THE DAMNED STORY!
Aryo: Don't be mean.
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Sakura took Naruto and Sasuke to Sasuke's house and tied them to some beds. Sasuke immidiently began to chew on the rope. Sakura shook her head and then locked the door and went to go wake up Tsunade, find Kakashi, calm down Shikamaru, show Ino a picture of Itachi, feed Choji, and bring Asuma back to life.
She finished it all because the authoress said so. Kakashi and Tsunade went back with Sakura to check on Sasuke and Naruto.
When they got there, Naruto was outside and hugging a tree.
"You're my new bestest friend Mr. Tree!" he said. Sakura sweatdropped. The three walked over to Naruto.
"Naruto? Are you allright?" Tsunade asked. At this moment, Sasuke ran out of the house with this moment Sasuke ran out of the house with a chicken on his head yelling,
"MR. CHICKEN SHALL KILL YOU ALL!" The threw the chicken at Sakura and then he yelled, " SHINY-HAIRED GIRLY-THING!" He pounced on her.
"Let me pet you shiny hair! " He said, petting her head. Tsunade sweat dropped, and Kakashi started to scoot away slowly. Sasuke grinned and picked up the chicken.
" I am the chicken king!" he yelled. Kakashi knocked him out.
"We need to fix this."
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Sasuke: I. Hate. You.
Aryo: I know pretty boy. I know.
Sasuke: What did you call me?
Aryo: pretty boy. *dissappeares into ceiling*
Sasuke: GET OUT OF THERE!
Aryo: Never.
Sasuke: Now!
Aryo: no
Naruto: I wonder what the ceilings like?
Aryo: you shall never know.
Naruto: Why not?
Aryo: Because. It's a secret.
Naruto: okay. Fine.
Sasuke: Can we end this chapter?
Aryo: no
Sasuke: What?
Aryo: Just kidding.
Sasuke: *sighs*
Aryo: COMMENT!
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