Hello and welcome to the mental help hotline:
-If you are obsessive cumpulsive press 1 repeativly.
-If you are co-depentend aske someone to press 2 for you.
-If you have multipule personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-If you are parinoied we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
-If you're dilusional press 7 and your call will be transferd to the mother ship.
-If your depressed it doesn't matter which number your press, no one will answer you.
Uta-no-Kokoro Community Member 
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