Okay, this is an attempt to get this journal going again, because I kinda haven't been updating it for...okay, I can't remember how long it's been since I updated my journal. But I feel that I should start putting my thoughts to paper (well, the internet at least...). I think it would help my spontaneous writing abilities, but there's only one way to tell:
RANDOM STORY FRIDAY!!!
Okay...hmmm...topics..."Peppy the Penguin?"...nah..."Petey the Polar Bear"?...what is up with all the polar animals? Okay...
damn, writer's block...maybe if I went and played video games...NO! STAY ON TOPIC!!!
Hmmm...it's pretty hard to make a random story that's both a good length and not gritty and macabre...
Maybe...THE WHAMBULANCE!!!
*sirens*
Doctor: Oh my god, the blood...
Nurse: What happened here?!
Witness: A...a moderator heard him complaining about the forums, and when he tried to log off, they stopped him and...they got the *mumbles, shudders*...and they ....
Doctor: Driver! Get us to the nearest hospital!
Driver: Got it!
Doctor: Nurse! Get me the lightbulb!
Nurse: But...
Doctor: Get it! Or he'll die!
Nurse: Here, but I don't see how--
Doctor: *holding lightbulb over head* Aha! We must make the patient better!
Nurse: all lightbulb theatrics aside... how do we do that?
Doctor: *lightbulb flashes* Ha! We must put all of his guts back and stitch up his chest!
Nurse: How did you? But the lightbu--never mind...
Doctor: Okay! We have all the tools and equipment here, we're only 10 minutes away from the hospital, what can go wrong?
Nurse: You don't watch many movies do you?
Doctor: Why?
Driver: AAAAUUUUGHGGHHGH *spontaneously combusts* burning_eyes
*The Wahmbulance veers right and heads towards a colossal canyon*
Doctor: Well...crap.
To be continued...
Immediately
Nurse: We've got to get the Wahmbulance away from the cliff!
Doctor: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a driver!
Nurse:...
Doctor: Well, it's true!
Nurse: But then how--Oh no! The cliff!
*Wahmbulance careens off the cliff*
Doctor: Oh no, what convenient plot twist will save us now?
*Silence*
Doctor: I SAID, WHAT CONVENIENT PLOT TWIST WILL SAVE US N--
*Whambulance crashes to the ground*
End
See? Pretty horrible, good thing I'll only do that once a week. Every other day will just be the normal rants and such.
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