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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
To shoot your man juice up on ur b***h.
Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.
To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
to ejaculate.
see well articulated examples below:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my d**k
If you say you'll be my b***h
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my p***y? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew,
Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)
To bust a nut, or c** all over the place.
please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your a** like that, it just happend.
To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.
2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.
3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.
4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles
awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet
n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, c**, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.
(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."
"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her a**, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"