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14 Ways to get Kicked Out of Wal~Mart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream 'LOOK OUT!!!' and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream 'THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! RECOUNT THEM!!!' once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some 'musical devices'

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream 'THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!'

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream 'I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!'

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming 'The British are coming!!!'

9-walk up to an employee and murmur 'code red in aisle 3' and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper 'I know your 'little secret'' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

14-walk up to empoyees and whisper 'I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

lol the URL for this is http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26054150 its sooo funny!

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