Special thanks to: Sapphire the vamp slayer, for beginning this. Lovin' you, girl.
Sapphire the vamp slayer
*Dark voice fills theater* *lights dim* *cell phone rings in distance* Coming this fall. *duh-nuh* To every and any computer near you. *duh-nuh* Is a thread that will make you want to... *scream fills air* Yes. Will make you want to scream in exasperation. *shows clips of people banging heads on computers till they burst into flames* The attack of the nOObs. Of course, all nOObs in this production were and are severly injured, but oh well. *woman in back sobbs over loss of nOOb son* This is our feature presantaion.
*narattor*One fine summer day, Bobby was on Gaia. He was having a ball typing nonsence on his mother's "compy", as he called it. Little did he know that it would be his last...
The Non-nOObs Federation soon spotted this irrelivant little child. They had sent him warnings, but those had been ignored. So now they knew that it was time to take down this nOOb. *woman in back screamws "Nooooo!*
*stomping of feet* *huge army armed with bazoocas and rocket launchers are marching down street*
It was flaming nOOb day for the Non-nOOb Federation.
*narattor*One fine summer day, Bobby was on Gaia. He was having a ball typing nonsence on his mother's "compy", as he called it. Little did he know that it would be his last...
The Non-nOObs Federation soon spotted this irrelivant little child. They had sent him warnings, but those had been ignored. So now they knew that it was time to take down this nOOb. *woman in back screamws "Nooooo!*
*stomping of feet* *huge army armed with bazoocas and rocket launchers are marching down street*
It was flaming nOOb day for the Non-nOOb Federation.
To continue, just reply! Thanks, and enjoy watching creating the show! biggrin
