Some things you probably didn't know about me.
[1.] I was named after the band Metallica. [I'll gladly explain the relation through PMs, if you'd like] [2.] My left thumb is the second smallest of my fingers. It is also shaped like an extremely tiny hourglass. You can't tell by looking, so come feel sometime. [3.] OCD. Oh, yes. Everything must match. Especially my clothes. [4.] Many, many painful fetishes, but my favorite is my biting one. It's the best thing in the world, feeling someone's skin between your teeth. [5.] I have a 35 year old mother that still goes to mosh pits, is 6'3, & can most likely beat the s**t out of you with one hand tied behind her back. [6.] I've never had a "safe sex" talk. My mom just brings me condoms & leaves. I love her. <3 [7.] On that note, I also have an extremely old Lamb of God condom. Un-useable, of course. [8.] My toenails are longer than my fingernails. Gross. [9.] I've had an ultrasound & never been pregnant. [10.] I enjoy collecting SkullCandy headphones & socks. redface [11.] My canine teeth have been bitten down to nothing. I miss looking like a vampire. [12.] If I were a guy, I'd probably get a boner off of seeing you cry. [13.] I brush my teeth for 4 minutes every day, floss for 2, & mouthwash for 2 & a half. I'm surprised I have any enamel left. [14.] Yeah, I guess that keeps me from never getting any cavities. [15.] I've never liked candy. [16.] Sometimes . . . I actually enjoy a cockslap. > - > It keeps me focused. [17.] When I was 5 I accidentally had my brother fall down concrete steps [by bouncing on his head] when I was supposed to be watching him. Yeah, his head split open. Check the scar anytime. [18.] Deathly afraid of talking on the phone. Ask Stephen, our conversation was horrible. [19.] It's fun to get in [verbal] fights. [20.] Always gotten what I want. Always. [21.] You think your relationship is stable? Try again. I can easily take him from you. Maybe the occasional her. [22.] Never found a bondage I couldn't break out of. Test me. [23.] I collect Sobe & other energy drink bottles. [24.] [I think] people that say "I love you" right off in a relationship should be shot. Who are you kidding? [25.] My room is kept so cold, my tits can still cut glass an hour after leaving it. [26.] When I get cold, my hands get these big purple splotches on them, & my veins stand out. So unless you wanna see that, I suggest you lend me a jacket. [27.] On that note, I have 18 hoodies. n - n
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