Hot Damn. Literally. I'm feeling way hot, like fever of 99+ Pretty sucky if I say so myself. I was all excited about going to school today to see people, you all know who, and I wake up finding myself not even able to get ready. Its beginning to feel like Winter break is never going to end and I'm never going to get to see my friends again (For a total of 3 weeks to be exact)
EXASPERATED SIGH
I hate sick days. They just suck. I think I've used up all of my sick days at school anyways...I think I shall call in dead this time.
Speaking of random whiny things...I just happen to own a cache of hilarious little tidbits that make up the majority of my day with my friends. =D Basically, i'm going to fill your conscience with things that I hear from my friends, and sometimes from myself. Let me enlighten you slightly. WARNING: Some of the following may be slightly offensive, if you find them to be so, GO WHINE SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY ACTUALLY CARE. *cough cough* Let us begin This happened to be said to one of my more...curious friends... - Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. And this one is something that I happened to mention to another friend on a very...weird day... -A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth... This one makes me lol out loud. Two of my friends were having an argument and this came from one of their mouths,excuse the language -Okay, okay, I take it back! ******** you! And the last one I'm going to fry your brain with happens to be from my friend who was talking about his p***s, aka, Mr.Stick, Disregard stupidity -It ain't the size, it's... take that back, it's the size.
haha...ha...ha....Alright then. Now that I've just racked my brain for funny things I've heard people say...I'm goignt o go get some soup, I believe thats what sick people do sometimes. Dunno what kind of soup though, maybe Udon. Maybe Raman or something like that. Either way, I'm going to leave you to your possibly boring life now. Hoping that you never have to hear from me again. =D I pray for your success at that!
BUH BAII PEOPLE.
iLustZebraCakes · Tue Jan 06, 2009 @ 08:00pm · 0 Comments |