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A jack a** technique is an action done to some one else that makes you seem like a jack a**, they come in handy way more often then you'd think, if your pissed at some one and some instant revenge is in order these are perfect. Ima number off as many as i can and update this journal entry when i think of more.

#1. Shin kick and run
#2. Insult mother
#3. If not mother is not around insult father
#4. Pinch and run
#5. If father is not around insult siblings
#6. Call them gay
#7. If gay, make fun of gay people
#8. Make fun of ethnicity
#9. Call them an ethnicity that they are not
#10. Insult their favorite hobby
#11. Buy their favorite food and eat it in front of them without sharing
#12. Insult their pet
#13. [In a shooting video game] kill and tea bag their dead body's face
#14. [In a shooting video game] insult every kill they get as noob gaming
#16. [In a video game that allows customization of a character] Call their character gay and insult random items that they see as good looking
#17. [In a video game that allows customization of a character] While the person is gone change their character to some thing stupid looking.
#18. Randomly throw small objects at their head and turn away before they know it was you.
#19. Tap the right side of their shoulder than quickly stand at their left [or vise versa]
#20. Call their mother green
#21. Belittle their greatest achievement
#22. Shave an eye brow in their sleep
#23. Fart in their face in their sleep
#24. When they are typing away at their phone close it and run away.
#25. Shoot them any where except for the face and balls a bb, or paint ball gun
#26. Shoot them in the balls with an air soft gun.
#27. Buy some thing they've been wanting for a long time then flaunt it in front of them.
#28. Take a lighter and aerosol can and make a flame thrower close enough to scare but not to burn next to them.
#29. If male, insult their girlfriend, if female insult their boyfriend.
#30. Recall their most embarrassment moment and pick at it for a minimum of 4 minutes.
#31. Whip them with a wet dish towel.
#32. leave them in a room alone with person they are uncomfortable with for a minimum of 30 minutes.
#33. If in a gang, insult gang home town
#34. If in gang, piss on their gang tagging.
#35. If in gang yell "******** Insert gang name here !," [run after any jack a** technique involving a gang because death or injury may follow]
#36. Slap them with a comically random object.
#38. Insult them relentlessly in front of some one that respects your victim.
#39. Flirt with their Boy/Girlfriend.
#40. watch carefully for them to do some thing wrong or against the rules then yell it right next to some one that can get them in trouble.
#41. Say "Woa ! you masturbate to gay porn !," right next to their parents.
#42. If opportunity makes it self available, go onto their my space, or gaia and send creative messages to their friends