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Burned out and tweakin. Vegetables!? AAAAHHH! I'm proud of me, shut up. Bullshit flows like a river, which is a really interesting visual. Like gum being used to sell sex, that's pretty funny, so we'll all just bull stuff up. Mountain Dew, sounds good about now, gotta get wasted on it. Just smash it all, and while you're at it don't be wearing smeely stuff to make wrestlers tackle you. And watch out for skinny guys with afros, they'll kill ya. Try shoving it in your belly button, don't worry, you can't get pregnant from nachos. Geraldo with long hair, that's funny too. Like giving birth to a turd, guys do that, every day. So reflect on your passions and scream like hell. Your gramma s a slut and uncle Mike has a red trailer with butterflies filled with guys in furry suit. huh huh sleep on the desk, you're mom. His mom, as long as its deep in the subject matter, which isn't really yeah...
AS long as everybody crowds around cars. That's so special, cuz damnit, I'm not a rocket ship. urgh, nasty librarians, like eating footballs.
Still not convinced? Too bad, goodbye.