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The Fridge
(kinda long)

3 men died and went 2 heaven. St. peter was at the gate.he tells them "were running out of room in heaven so we can only allow ppl who suffered horrible deaths." the first guy tells his story. he says "well i had been suspecting that my wifehas been cheating on me so i came home early to my apartment on the 22nd floor every room was clear but there was a naked man hanging over the edge of my balcony so i hit him till he falls 22 floors to the bottom that didnt satisfy me so i pushed my fridge onto him. Due to the excitement i had a heatr attack and died."
"wow thats a horrible death you may enter"
the second guy said "i was doing my daily nude workout in my house on the 23rd floor when i tripped and fell over the edge of my balcony. luckliy i was able to grab on to the balcony of the 22nd floor.then this man came and started to beat me till i fell luckliy i landed on grass and only broke my legs a few minutes later i got crushed by a refrideratior."
"wow you may enter"
then the third guy walks up and says"picture this, im hiding in a fridge naked...." rofl