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You know, I never realized how difficult it was to really bring the sexy back until I tried.

I was like, "Sexy, why don't you c'mon back nah, y'hear?" and it was all, "Nuh-uh."

So I tried to use a crowbar. No joy.

A threat with a 9 mm worked. The sexy is back. But now I am in jail.

Perhaps the sexy was better off where it was. I know I was better off not in jail.