Oh crap i forgot to mention the pirates i bumped into the other day. I know i know all this excitment...i tend to meet the weairdest people now a days...but they all changed my life. Even those dancing ******** chickens. So i walked by this boat and saw these 4 pirates singing a song called "ythe pirates who dont do anything" i swear i had heard that song before...then i noticed they were watching Veggie tales on their TV singing along. And remembered OF COURSE thats is where i heard the song before...mcdonalds plays it!!! So i walked up and was like I LOVE THIS you guys have way mor of a life than i ever had." So i joined in on their singing...soon they were drunk and i couldnt stop laughing. They also looked a lot like jack sparrow...oh and i swear there were dancing chickens...And hobos...but i mean they were throwing a party, anyone could have been there...even britney spears. The next day they held me hostage saying that i would need to SWAB THE ******** DECK...i dont even know what the hell that means.But i was like watever so i went to the ktichen and made a sandwhich...then i realized these mother ******** didnt have any peanut butter...i yelled at them and they threw me overboard...lucky for me they never left the dock..so i just had a bruise mark from falling but i got away...till this day i can heard their voices singing that mcdonalds song.
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