Dear _____________________,
How I long to hear your hot song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Do Me. How your sexy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded kitty. Such naughty! Let us join together and spank in unison, your sting song carrying our hearts to wet heights.
Yummy
With love,
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Dearest ______________________________,
I cannot begin to describe how following my decapitated head burns for you. As I write this, I'm tasting in my lightbulb, unable to contain my shooting desire. Please, accept my stinky embrace and know that you're truly the grape of my eye.
lol
I yearn for you slapping,
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My beloved _________________________,
You and I are just two quick people trying to make it in this nice world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of kidnapping in the past, and I know you've dabbled in pride, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our tiny love. Without you, I'm nothing but a round fish.
Hope you have fun today!!
Yours often,
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Dear ____________________________,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a pretty journey to the deepest mom of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Paris and dance with me across the undulating flower? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and sing like dancing everyone?
Lol Happy Valentines Mom
Yours truly,
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Dear ______________________________,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a strong journey to the deepest cookie of my liver. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Nowhere and dance with me across the undulating pudding? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and everybody like stalking stalkers?
Hi there Captain!!
Yours truly,
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Dear _________________________,
How I long to hear your scary song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Do I creep you out?. How your huge voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded hamster. Such joy! Let us join together and jump in unison, your fuzzy song carrying our hearts to chewy heights.
I lmao over these!!!
With love,
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Dear ________________________________,
How I long to hear your sex song again. What was it called? Ah yes, sex. How your sex voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded sex. Such sex! Let us join together and sex in unison, your sex song carrying our hearts to sex heights.
Just for you!! Because it's your favorite word!!
With love,
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My beloved __________________________,
You and I are just two funny people trying to make it in this random world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of burglary in the past, and I know you've dabbled in gluttony, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our insane love. Without you, I'm nothing but a fluttery guppy.
Haha.. hey there! Way random!!
Yours pursuing,
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My beloved _______________________,
You and I are just two soft people trying to make it in this fuzzy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of public indecency in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our sleepy love. Without you, I'm nothing but a jolly dinosaur.
Random!! lol
Yours likely,
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My beloved _________________________,
You and I are just two tasty people trying to make it in this crunchy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our chewy love. Without you, I'm nothing but a yummy serpent.
Hey there!!
Yours hungrily,
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My beloved ____________________________,
You and I are just two cute people trying to make it in this fuzzy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of public exposure in the past, and I know you've dabbled in sloth, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our creative love. Without you, I'm nothing but a hideous unicorn.
Hey there!
Yours lazily,
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Dear ________________,
How I long to hear your lucky song again. What was it called? Ah yes, What Valentine Day is for. How your happy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded kitten. Such fear! Let us join together and scream in unison, your dark song carrying our hearts to squishy heights.
Random Valentine!!!
With love,
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My beloved _________________________,
You and I are just two ugly people trying to make it in this disgusting world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of immoral conduct in the past, and I know you've dabbled in greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our unnatural love. Without you, I'm nothing but a perverted octopus.
Haha.. hey there! Way random!!
Yours disturbingly,
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Dear _______________________,
How I long to hear your scary song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Ina Gada da Vida. How your weird voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded monkey. Such happiness! Let us join together and hide in unison, your gloppy song carrying our hearts to blue heights.
Hey there! Laugh, it's random!
With love,
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_______________________________,
You know how the song goes: "swashbuckling men say only pirates rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your quickly embrace. Now I know how Captain Hook felt when the sea monsters first parted to reveal Captain Sparrow silhouetted against a attractive sky. It was overjoyed at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, sailing Nautically until you get here.
Love the profile!!!
Yours truly,
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