Oh man!!! I absolutely LOVE those sites that like, try to persuade you with offers as you're trying to leave. I got a random popup for a 'colon cleanser', and decided to have fun with this...
Where it says "you", that is actually me. :3
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Ashley Says: Hey wait! We hate to see you go. So we'd like to offer you a Discount Coupon with your order! We have reduced the shipping price to only $2.95 (Normally $5.95). A $3 saving! CLICK HERE to get started! You won’t be disappointed!
Ashley Says: Just type 'HI' or 'Hello' in the space below to let me know you are there.
You: It's not free then. D:
Ashley Says: It’s not quite free but you can experience Colon Clean for as little as $2.95! All you need to do is sign up for our 15 Day Trial. It doesn’t get much closer to free than that! CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal!
You: But you said 'free'. If I have to pay shipping, it's not free.
Ashley Says: Remember, once you place your order today, we will deduct $3 OFF all Shipping & Handling charge. You will be receiving a tried and tested colon cleansing system that will have you feeling great. Your 15 Day supply of Colon Clean will ship out the next business day.
You: If I have to pay shipping, it's not free.
Ashley Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.
You: you're ignoring me.
Ashley Says: Keep in mind that if you order right now you will pay only $2.95 for S&H! CLICK HERE to order right now!
You: LIAR. D:
Ashley Says: No, this is not a scam! Our 15 Day Trial gives you the opportunity to experience the full benefits of our product and all you pay is $2.95 for shipping costs. If you are not 100% satisfied with Colon Clean, you may cancel at anytime within your 15 Day Trial.
You: If you pay for my shipping, then I'll buy it.
You: Meaning I pay NOTHING.
Ashley Says: With Colon Clean you will look and feel better than ever! Enjoy rapid, effective weight loss while removing unwanted toxins from your body.
You: No shipping, no handling, nothing.
Ashley Says: Colon Clean can help you lose that extra weight! And get a Cleaner, Healthier Body! Try it for FREE and remember you pay only the cost of shipping which has been reduced by $3! What do you have to lose?
You: you're being stupid.
Ashley Says: Remember, this offer for $3 OFF all S&H fees is available through this chat only and for a limited time. It may not be available tomorrow. Start your Healthy New Lifestyle today! CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer.
You: I want to talk to your manager.
Ashley Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the "X" in the upper right.
Ashley Says: Please don't complain to my supervisor, I'm trying my best sad
You: But it's not free. D: If I have to pay shipping and handling, it's not free. That is false advertisement.
Ashley Says: I am sorry, I only have limited information. For more questions or information, please call us at (88 cool 513 5775 to contact customer service.
You: It's wise just to say that in the beginning. It's unprofessional to make yourself sound like a broken record.
Ashley Says: I am sorry, I only have limited information. For more questions or information, please call us at (88 cool 513 5775 to contact customer service.
You: ....You just did it again. o__o;;;
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