Dear ACT,
As per your request of me to send you an additional $15.00 to supplement my already paid amount of $46.00 to take your bloody test, I will, of course, send you the money. I understand that such a bribe is necessary if I would like to ever see my testing scores on paper in my hands.
However, I will also be sending you the remains of your letter and envelope, which I hope you will dispose of post-haste, as they have been thoroughly soaked in an ancient Voodoo ju-ju curse (wood ticks, dog pee and lemon juice mixed with a little week-old KFC--it was the best I could do on such short notice, you understand). Of course, even if you do, the standard ritual parameters still apply.
May your nipples be hairy and angrily inflamed.
Sincerely,
Fred Fredburger
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