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zombies those little buggers with their dead bodies and "hipster hair".
we all know what zombies are, how they're made, how to kill them ect.
but the real thing we're here to discuss is the different types of zombies.

zoombies: faster, can evade bullets, and has the power to drive vehicles. their bodies are weak though, they can be taken down by say a golf club.

zambies: stronger, resistand to most projectiles, and have the power to use guns. you can outrun them and their dumber than zombies and zoombies.

master zombies: usually one per invasion. they can control all other zombies in a 100 mile radias, they have the speed of a zoombie, and they can use melee weapons. they can not move from a general area of about 30 feet.

finally, humanoid zombies: these are the most dangerous zombies. they have the power of all other zombies except master zombies, but the powers are hidden in the body. they are even more dangerous from the fact that they look like a normal, nuinfected human. the only way you can tell if they are a humanoid zombie is the bite mark and pale skin. the only way to kill a humanoid zombie is to do it when they are in their disguised form. if you notice them become one by the bite mark sneak up behind them and kill them like a normal zombie.

I hope that in the coming zombie invasion this guide to zombies will help to keep most of us alive! this has been RaT 3000's random thought of the day join us again when I think of something else.