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I biked to temple today to see Hiram, it was a pretty weak bike ride but I have a little tweak in my ankle thats bothering me, I dont' know what its from I started feeling it right at the end of work.
Maybe its a curse from that dead cat I stomped on. OMG, I stomped on a dead cat on caturday. Yea there was this plastic bag in the street next to the curb right outside of my dads house. Hes been running it over for the past 3 days and we just found out there was a dead animal in it. At first I was like, nah its a stuffed animal, if it was real we would have smelled it and it would have squished when we ran it over, but my dad said since it was cold out it was frozen and that solved both of those problems. At first I thought it was one of those annoying little white lap dogs, but then I pulled the bag open with my foot and it was a cat. I was looking at the side of its neck, its head was bent all the way around 180 degrees side ways. After I realized it was a cat I felt sorry for it.
Anyway my dad wanted us to burry it but the ground was frozen so it had a real shallow grave next to a portopotty where the meth lab used to be. Yea the garage that was right next to us, that got ripped down for the new appartments. It was a meth lab. Anyway, it got a shallow grave and then I jumped up and down on the dirt to pat it into place. I also made it a quick makeshift cross just for shits and giggles.
BACK IN TIME~
Dreams
I was in a house that turned out to have the top floor of my grandma's house but the bottem floor was a little different. I was on the bottem floor in the beginning of the dream and I was starting up a conversation with a girl. I realized that the night before I hadden't brushed my teath in real life because I was eating pretzles right before I went to sleep. I told the girl "Stay right there, I'll be back in a minute." I needed to wake up and brush my teeth so I could go back and talk to her in the dream world and not have to worry about my breath. I woke myself up, laid in bed with my eyes closed, and "brushed my teeth."
Do you know when your waking up for school or something, and you really don't want to get out of bed, and you think, in your half concious state, that your getting ready for the day when really your just laying in bed. Then you actually wake up and go s**t, I've been sleeping this whole time. Yea it was like that, I was just laying there half awake seeing the inside of my eyelids, but I thought I was brushing my teeth, and then as soon as I finished I laid there for a few more seconds and fell back to sleep. I was dropped right back into the dream, but the girl was gone. I ran upstairs to find her because I didn't see her downstairs. There was a light on in the bathroom, and the door was kinda open so I walked in and I can't remember anything after that.
Ninja Skills
When I was working for my dad Today I got up on our first roof and my dad threw me 2 pallet knives. The ones you use for plaster, and in this case tar goop stuff. He threw them both up with one had at the same time, and I caught them both by the handle one in my right and one in my left hand. One was upsidedown and one right side up, but both by the handles =]
Quote of the Day?
Can I get general Tso's Chicking
TSAO'S
General Tsao's, sorry don't want to tarnish the good generals name.
I think I said it wrong, but it was funny. I didn't really know how to say it it just sounded so american the way he did so I put some of my fake asian flavor on it x]
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