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Cooky Adventure #2
Note: Everything in parentheses is a note from your favorite author, Stephanie Meyer.

Edward and Bella are taking a stroll in the park
I clutched on to Edward's arm as we walked down the narrowing park path (hehe! Alliteration! I'm soooo good at first-person PoV!). Edward looked forward, his eyes fixed upon a pigeon flying about. At least, that's what I think he's looking at... Well, I know for sure he wasn't looking at me. I need to change that.
"Edward, dearie?"
"What?" He barked.
"I love you with all my heart."
"But Bella, I'm...." Oh, please. Not again! "Dangerous!" He spat out the word with pure disgust at himself (Edward's such a hunk! I can't believe I stole- I mean wrote such a good character!)
"That's okay..." the question burned in my soul, "but do you love me?"
"Who wouldn't love some one who smells like strawberries?"
"Stop avoiding the question!" I let go of his arm for a second, but the sting of the loss of his dear embrace hurt me too much. I regrabbed (I love inventing words!) his muscular arm as he brooded at my response.
"I didn't avoid the question..." He said blankly, "I was merely reminding you of your strong attributes. I try not to bring up how clumsy you are, even though it annoys m- I mean I find it attractive (Nice save, Edward!)."
"Oh," I was confused at his indifferent tone of voice and what he had started to say, but his wonderful body just sparkled in the sun so much I didn't care, "well, thank you, hunny pie!"
He grunted in response.
We continued down the pathway and watched animals frolic with each other. I felt jealous of their absent-minded happiness. I wanted some for myself.
"Eddy?"
"I told you!" He barked, "never call me that! It depletes my manliness!"
"Sorry, Edward." I was not discouraged, "can you frolic with me?"
"Why, I don't know, Bella. You see," Oh please, no! "I am a lion. And you are a lamb. They don't frolic together."
I looked up at him and harnessed all my cuteness and strawberry aroma and shot it at him, and he relented.
"Oh goody!" I said in response. I began to skip into the meadow, clutching Edward's arm.
After about twenty minutes, we stopped. Why? Some bad vampires came out of the woods! Like that time he made me watch baseball!
Edward brooded at the other vampires, but for some reason, it didn't do anything! Brooding always works on me! Then he sparkled at them. It didn't work! It always works on me!
While I was being distracted by his beauty- I mean... masculinity, the other bad vampires grabbed me! And ran away with me! And Edward is running after us!
"SAVE ME, EDWARD! SAVE ME!" (Dun... dun.... dun!!!!!)

~To be continued~

The anti-Twilight quote of the post:
"Friends don't let friends read Twilight."








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hellomotto22
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commentCommented on: Tue Apr 07, 2009 @ 01:16am
lol... I love these!! They are hilarious!!! Yay for avid twilight haters!!! (I am one too!)


commentCommented on: Tue Apr 07, 2009 @ 01:36am
Yay! I'm glad you like them! Thank you! ^w^



SnoopyLovesYou
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Melodic Marionette
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commentCommented on: Thu Apr 23, 2009 @ 03:17am
MAKE MOAR


commentCommented on: Thu Jun 11, 2009 @ 01:34am
nice



Sarakatneko
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CielSushi
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commentCommented on: Sun Sep 06, 2009 @ 02:35am
I'm lovin' these stories XD


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