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The Tale of Sir Robin

"Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afriad to die
Oh brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afriad
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burned off
And his p***s split and his..."