I am a logical person. And because of that I tend to hate things that defies all set logic on the subject. It just doesn't make sense and I would like things to make sense. A perfect example of this would be, and brace yourselves.....TWILIGHT.
Yesh, Twilight sucks. It defies the logics of vampires. Now I haven't read the book nor watched the movie (a good thing) and I've been hearing people left and right about twilight. A lot of the things are pretty similar on a love-hate status.
The logics that Twilight breaks:
1. Sparkly Vampires under Sunlight
2. Humans and Vamps falling in love
3. Vampires not drink blood?
4. Stephanie Meyer
What it should be:
1. Vampires dying/frying/burning/turning to ash under sunlight Exceptions would be Blade who is a half vampire called the Day walker who can kick a**, Karin as for being a rejuvenating vampire who in which produces blood instead of sucking blood, And the Chick from Underworld under reasons why that she drank the blood of some old man that made her evolve and immune to the sun.
2. The humans be placed under a spell, no lovey dovey crap here
3. Impossible, all vampires can't resist sucking the blood of humans Its tends to make them go crazy after a while of not drinking blood
4. Lets just face it, she disgraced the whole vampire gothic genrewith that book series and movie. If Bram Stoker was still around to this date, I'm sure he would be displeased with it. All hail the creator of Dracula.
Come on Twi-tards, get with the program. You are all getting yourselves sucked into some crappy love story made by a crappy author who daydreams about marrying a vampire that is not in the least bit scary. Stories with vampires usually include people dying, vampires dying. Not this whole Bella X Edward s**t.
"Stephanie Meyer can't write worth a darn damn."
The King has spoken.
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