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Parker: Hello Folks I have the best new in the universe!

Safwon: *Pouts*

Parker: What is it Safwon?

Safwon: I don't think this is fair to Thanatos.

Parker: Since when did you care about Thanatos?

Safwon:...Good point.

Parker:Anyway the best News in the universe is....

Xeipher: Please don't say it...

Parker: Why not?

Xeipher: Think about mom...she might get hurt or cussed or something!

Parker: Thanatos wouldn't do that.

Safwon: Casey also said Thanatos would never cheat on her and look what happened.

Parker: Well Thanatos doesn't know where she lives.

Safwon: He knows the state.

Parker: Safwon, there is a 1 in 3,000,000 chance that Thanatos will find her.

Xeipher: So?

Safwon: Yeah so?

Parker: Besides he can't even drive yet.

Safwon: Fine. But if Casey gets hurt I blame you.

Parker: Fine. The best news in the universe is....

Safwon: *Nervous*

Xeipher: *Crying*

Parker biggrin 'oh!

Xeipher: Don't tell Thanatos!

Parker: Well Casey isn't so I have to.

Xeipher: Why?!

Parker: Because Thanatos has to know.

Xeipher:No he doesn't

Parker: Well he should know.

Safwon:CASEY DUMPED THANATOS DECEMBER 19 AND HAS BEEN CONSTANTLY KISSING TYRO LATLY!

Xeipher: s**t....

Parker: We'll be back later with more.