1.) One time i was at this air show and when it was over everyone was trying to get home... then i saw this kid who was crying and i was like,awww why is he crying??? all of a sudden i saw somthing on his hands and i jus kept staring and everything around me dissapeared for a second and all i could see was the hand (i didnt notice tht his hand was on his moms butt xD)
so i kept staring until i realized it and they i looked up and pplz were looking at me like i wuz wierd and i wuz like ---> :O
OMG ITS NOT WAT IT SEEMZ!!! then a boy look at me and shook his head ..but it wuz funni cuz the lady's butt was HUGE!!!!! xDDDD
2.) ok..one day i wuz lookn all alsom i my new shorts and i wuz all walkin in stuffz ...then all of a sudden ( had touble with him b4 ) this guys says " EY" and i start running [xD] but wen i tried to get away his fweds were coming and i wuz all like "AWWSYHTFUQDAMN" >:0 so i treid to run the other way(three ways to get out) but his other friend wuz blocking it.. so soon i wuz surounded and had no way out but then i remembered a episode of "Robot Chiken"( like outta no were)
and i went up to one of the guys and kicked hem in hiz ballz and ran screaming "NO MEANS NO!!! AHHHHHH :Q" XDD
3.) A few days ago i wuz walkin home and saw this little girl and her mom walking home and i looked at her like "aww wat a sweet innocent girl"...SYKE!!! anyway >,....,> so we were wlking and i look at her again cuz she wuz wving her arms at me saying "RACE !! LETS RACE!! :Q" and i said "No" becuz i didnt want her to get mad wen i beat her xDD and like outta no were she said "WAT R U A LITTLE BISH??!?!" and the MOM starts LAUGHING >:0" and then i finally agree to the little punk and we start to race xD so were runing like crazy screamin stuffz at each other until ...BAM!!!!!! A FIKKIN CAR HITS HER!!!!!!!! im all freakin out like "AHHHH OMFG!!!! AHHH WAT JUS HAPPENED!!! AHHHH ITS ALL MY FAULT!!! T..T" the moms cryng andi ran home and wen i gots home i called mii fwend [shes goin crazy over the phone] and i say "wats rong" she says my cuzzin jus got hit by a car i say"omg iz she all right" and she says [xD] yah she jus broke her arm , my aunt says sum gurl wuz racing her and she got hit and i say"oh thts too bad :L"....[she still duznt kno it wuz meh ;D]hee hee i woon thee raaacccee biggrin
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