If nothing else, it'll get you on his bad side!
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8. "So... first you were the Boy Who Lived.. then you were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
7. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
6. Make sure you tell him you got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
5. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
4 Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
3. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if you can do it again on his Firebolt.
2. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.
1. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, you want his broomstick.
-Cathy ^^
Aria di Bellezza · Sun May 03, 2009 @ 06:09pm · 0 Comments |