My evil plans.
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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