CRAZY LAWS
In ALASKA its illlegal to push a moose out of a moving plane.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: *pushes moose outa movin plane* ha ha! cya later moose!
Cop: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR! UR UNDER ARREST!
In MOST STATES its illegal to carry an animal bigger than u on ur shoulder.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: i gotta move this cow... *puts cow on shoulders* this works.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Guy 1: WAT? *drops cow on self by accident*
In KENTUCKY (think i spelt it wrong) its illegal to give another man a wedgie.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: *gives guy 2 a wedgie*
Guy2: OW!
Cop: GUY1 UR UNDER ARREST!!!
in MONTANA its illegal to have more than 1 alarm clock goin off at 1 time.
EXAMPLE:
*2 or more alarm clocks go off*
Guy 1: *wakes up* thats good.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Guy 1: where did u come from?!
In FLORIDA (think i spelt it wrong) its illegal to have hippos on the roof of a building.
EXAMPLE:
*in a building a bunch of hippos are on the roof*
guy 1 in building: hey man did u-
*hippos falling through the roof*
Cop: EVERY1 WHO IS IN THIS BUILDING IS UNDER ARREST!!!
In COLORADO its illegal to THROW and i mean THROW missles at cars.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: fianally got to lift this missle, now to throw it at that car. *throws missle at car* he he he he, missle go boom.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP! UR UNDER ARREST!
In KANSAS its illegal to hunt bunnys... from motor boats.
EXAMPLE:
Guy1: got ur gun loaded? *shoots bunny* got first kill.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP! UR UNDER ARREST!
Guy2:wtf? where did u come from?!
in IOWA (i think its spel like that, neva saw) its illegal for a horse to EAT a fire hydrant.
i got no EXAMPLE since this is impossible.
in FLEBEL COLERADO (idk wat flebel is and how to spell it) its illegal for a dandylion to grow in city limits.
EXAMPLE:
*plant grows in city*
Cop: HEY U! PUT UR HANDS UP FLOWER! WONT PUT EM UP?! *shoots dandilion* AHH ITS BULLET PROOF!
in FLEBEL COLERADO its illegal for a barber to threaten a kid he will cut the kids ears off.
EXAMPLE:
Barber: quit movin kid or ill cut ur ears off.
Kid: *cry*
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP NOW U BARBER! UR UNDER ARREST!
in FLORIDA its illegal to bathe naked.
EXAMPLE:
Guy: *bathes naked*
Cop: *breaks in bathroom* PUT UR HANDS UP MAN! UR UNDER ARREST! wow ur.. u know wat is small... lol...
in FRANCE its illegal to have a pig named Napolean
Example:
Guy1: hmm wat to name u... I KNOW! NAPOLEAN!
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP!
In INDONISIA (definitly spelt wrong) its illegal to fire a LASER at a cop.
i got no example since laser guns dont exist... yet...
in ENGLAND picking up an abbandoned bag is considered terrorism
Guy1: cool a free bag! *picks up bag*
Cop: *charges at Guy1 and almost kills him onpurposly*
in NEW MEXICO its illegal for an IDIOT to vote.
EXAMPLE:
Idiot: i may have failed that almost impossible to lose quiz, but ill go bote, err vote.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP U IDIOT!
in MARYLAND its illegal to bring a lion to the movies.
Guy1: cmon boy, lets go see a movie!
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP!
Lion: *eats cop, Eats Guy1*
in OHIO its illegal to get a fish drunk.
EXAMPLE:
Guy1: hmm lets have a beer fish! *pours beer in fish tank*
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP GUY1 AND FISH!
in FLORIDA its illegal to have sexual relations... with a porcupine.
i dont have an example, cause no1 would want to have the pain.
in KENTUCKY its illegal to have a conceiled weapon... over 6 feet long.
i dont have an example cause its impossible.
in NEW MEXICO its illegal for a woman to go to work topless... unless they work at an aquarium.
i got no example cause no woman would do this.
in NEW YORK the penalty for jumping out of a building and surviving, is death.
Example:
Guy1: i really wanna die... *jumps out of a short building* there now-
Cop: *shoots Guy1*
in INDONISIA the penalty for Masturbation is... Decapitation.
i got no example cause no guy would risk it.
in MAIN all churches MUST have a shotgun incase of "Native American Attacks"
Example:
Native guy: hey lets attack the chruch! *goes in chruch for attack*
church guy: *shoots native guy*
in WASHINGTON DC its illegal to give a false weather report.
weather guy: *gulps* im the 97th guy... ok, today it will be rainy.
2 hours later.
Cop: weather guy, IT WAS SNOWY! UR UNDER ARREST!
in NORTH DAKOTA its illegal to lay down and sleep with ur shoes on.
Guy1: uh im 2 lazy to take my shoes off, ill sleep with em on.
Cop: UR UNDER ARREST!
in IDAHO POCATELLO its illegal to frown.
Guy1: *on phone* WAT? dam... *frowns*
Cop: UR UNDER ARREST!
In ALASKA its illlegal to push a moose out of a moving plane.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: *pushes moose outa movin plane* ha ha! cya later moose!
Cop: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR! UR UNDER ARREST!
In MOST STATES its illegal to carry an animal bigger than u on ur shoulder.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: i gotta move this cow... *puts cow on shoulders* this works.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Guy 1: WAT? *drops cow on self by accident*
In KENTUCKY (think i spelt it wrong) its illegal to give another man a wedgie.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: *gives guy 2 a wedgie*
Guy2: OW!
Cop: GUY1 UR UNDER ARREST!!!
in MONTANA its illegal to have more than 1 alarm clock goin off at 1 time.
EXAMPLE:
*2 or more alarm clocks go off*
Guy 1: *wakes up* thats good.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Guy 1: where did u come from?!
In FLORIDA (think i spelt it wrong) its illegal to have hippos on the roof of a building.
EXAMPLE:
*in a building a bunch of hippos are on the roof*
guy 1 in building: hey man did u-
*hippos falling through the roof*
Cop: EVERY1 WHO IS IN THIS BUILDING IS UNDER ARREST!!!
In COLORADO its illegal to THROW and i mean THROW missles at cars.
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1: fianally got to lift this missle, now to throw it at that car. *throws missle at car* he he he he, missle go boom.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP! UR UNDER ARREST!
In KANSAS its illegal to hunt bunnys... from motor boats.
EXAMPLE:
Guy1: got ur gun loaded? *shoots bunny* got first kill.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP! UR UNDER ARREST!
Guy2:wtf? where did u come from?!
in IOWA (i think its spel like that, neva saw) its illegal for a horse to EAT a fire hydrant.
i got no EXAMPLE since this is impossible.
in FLEBEL COLERADO (idk wat flebel is and how to spell it) its illegal for a dandylion to grow in city limits.
EXAMPLE:
*plant grows in city*
Cop: HEY U! PUT UR HANDS UP FLOWER! WONT PUT EM UP?! *shoots dandilion* AHH ITS BULLET PROOF!
in FLEBEL COLERADO its illegal for a barber to threaten a kid he will cut the kids ears off.
EXAMPLE:
Barber: quit movin kid or ill cut ur ears off.
Kid: *cry*
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP NOW U BARBER! UR UNDER ARREST!
in FLORIDA its illegal to bathe naked.
EXAMPLE:
Guy: *bathes naked*
Cop: *breaks in bathroom* PUT UR HANDS UP MAN! UR UNDER ARREST! wow ur.. u know wat is small... lol...
in FRANCE its illegal to have a pig named Napolean
Example:
Guy1: hmm wat to name u... I KNOW! NAPOLEAN!
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP!
In INDONISIA (definitly spelt wrong) its illegal to fire a LASER at a cop.
i got no example since laser guns dont exist... yet...
in ENGLAND picking up an abbandoned bag is considered terrorism
Guy1: cool a free bag! *picks up bag*
Cop: *charges at Guy1 and almost kills him onpurposly*
in NEW MEXICO its illegal for an IDIOT to vote.
EXAMPLE:
Idiot: i may have failed that almost impossible to lose quiz, but ill go bote, err vote.
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP U IDIOT!
in MARYLAND its illegal to bring a lion to the movies.
Guy1: cmon boy, lets go see a movie!
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP!
Lion: *eats cop, Eats Guy1*
in OHIO its illegal to get a fish drunk.
EXAMPLE:
Guy1: hmm lets have a beer fish! *pours beer in fish tank*
Cop: PUT UR HANDS UP GUY1 AND FISH!
in FLORIDA its illegal to have sexual relations... with a porcupine.
i dont have an example, cause no1 would want to have the pain.
in KENTUCKY its illegal to have a conceiled weapon... over 6 feet long.
i dont have an example cause its impossible.
in NEW MEXICO its illegal for a woman to go to work topless... unless they work at an aquarium.
i got no example cause no woman would do this.
in NEW YORK the penalty for jumping out of a building and surviving, is death.
Example:
Guy1: i really wanna die... *jumps out of a short building* there now-
Cop: *shoots Guy1*
in INDONISIA the penalty for Masturbation is... Decapitation.
i got no example cause no guy would risk it.
in MAIN all churches MUST have a shotgun incase of "Native American Attacks"
Example:
Native guy: hey lets attack the chruch! *goes in chruch for attack*
church guy: *shoots native guy*
in WASHINGTON DC its illegal to give a false weather report.
weather guy: *gulps* im the 97th guy... ok, today it will be rainy.
2 hours later.
Cop: weather guy, IT WAS SNOWY! UR UNDER ARREST!
in NORTH DAKOTA its illegal to lay down and sleep with ur shoes on.
Guy1: uh im 2 lazy to take my shoes off, ill sleep with em on.
Cop: UR UNDER ARREST!
in IDAHO POCATELLO its illegal to frown.
Guy1: *on phone* WAT? dam... *frowns*
Cop: UR UNDER ARREST!
thats all i got, if u got a law u think should be added, give me the Youtube Link u got it from, and post it as a comment to this.
