May 31, 2009
Bomb Pop
Pumpkii walks in, dazed and still very confused from the night before. "Man, Pumpkii cannot even stand up, and what are these damn bats doin' flying 'round my head like that? HIC, stupid flying bats and their wings...." Pumpkii collapses onto the floor smelling strongly of vodka and popsiciles.
Upon further inspection you notice something stuck to his stump. Removing it you find it to be... underwear?
You've obtained Bomb Pop's Panties!
You've obtained Bomb Pop's Panties!
Holly
Although neither of us might remember last night, I can assure you that I must have been nothing less than a gentleman to you! For the last ten minutes I had made it my mission to return these delicates to you no matter what obstacles remained in my way! After all, what kind of man would I be if I made you pay for dinner AND kept your undies as well?
Full Metal Keyblade
Well well, what do we have here? I had forgotten that I had these. It seems my mother found these while doing laundry, and boy did I get a talking to! After chewing me out she told me that I had to return them, and well, I must say I'm reluctant to do so. I can't seem to find the key that went to them either, if it turns up, I'll let you know!
Chibi Halo
You know, I guess I shouldn't have suspected anything less classy from a lady such as yourself. Apparently you have a taste for the finer things in life, wine, escargot, and frilly expensive undies. I promise to return them one day, you know, when you lift that restraining order!
June 1, 2009
Lady Pyre
Oh my goodness! When I woke up this morning and found these tangled in my sheets on the couch, I must admit I had no idea what the were. After a shower and a morning after pill my headache was gone long enough to realize you wear WEARING these monstrocities at some point last night. Now I think I know what they are, but what I don't understand is how we got them off...
June 3, 3009
MAidDai2
Oh my, it looks like I stole your panties! Up until now I never heard of a girl to wear plaid, looks like your proved me otherwise! These things must really be a hit at those crazy lumberjack parties of your's, then again, that would explain all the wood shavings I found inside them.
Son Zack
Bought for a Boxer Auction
Bewbeh
Bought for a Panty Auction
ToyoT
Bought for a Boxer Auction
Hopeh
Bought for a Panty Auction
thatDARNEDx Saffie!!
It must have been one starry night last night! These are quite the cute pair of undies aren't they? As an artist I know how the girls like someone with talent, and once I offered to paint these lil' things just flew into the air. It's okay, I'll keep them safe!
Orixu Vortex
I was going to make an animal joke here, but I didn't want Peta on my a**. Either way, since your little pantie auction didn't go over so well I thought I'd try and get them just the same. Of coarse it didn't come cheap, a box of wine and a lobster dinner later I finally managed to talk you out of these things, now if only I could get the wet dog smell out of them...
December 15 2009
CrossBon
Your sense of style shows through and though, from your frilly outwear to this piece of frilly underwear. These were one of the most difficult pieces to obtain for the collection, and I had to resort to alittle booze to get you to loose 'em. It's okay though, even if you do decide to press charges once you wake up, I can always sell the pictures I took that night, the GD would pay good money for them. Besides, it'll take you a bit to untie yourself and wash all the chocolate off, that'll give me plenty of time to make it to Durem.
Tsuna-Chan
Many people wouldn't have suspected that you would have been so easy to seduce, looks like I proved them wrong! These panties are a true sign of someone who is still a child a heart, and who enjoys to look cute whether or not your wearing pants. After luring you into the white van with promises of candy and unicorns I found myself with more than I could handle. What started off as an innocent undercover operation turned into a fight for me to get out while I still had some dignity left as you tried to have your way with me. It seems that what they say about the cute ones really is true, I just wish I didn't have to find out the hard way.
Klim
Klim my dear, last night was truely something I'll never forget. It could be because of the cobwebs covering your undies, or perhaps the twenty minutes I spent stuck to a frozen light pole after you told me it tasted like ice cream. Either way, I still managed to get out with the mission accomplished. No, this time it didn't involve any drugging or exotic dancing to get you to give up your prized pair of panties, all I had to do was preform the same task as with the light pole, only this time your convinced me to test it on a bus stopped to pick up passengers. By the time I came to I awoke in a dark ally covered it snow. Tired and beaten I decided to hit up Nicolae and just buy a pair of your panties he had already stolen. Mission Accomplished.
IceTears
It was like nothing I had ever imagined. Obviously some Fem-Nazi designed these things to keep people from getting in, the problem is well, what happens when you want out? Of coarse I was suprised when someone such as yourself decided to ring me up and tell me you needed help removing these. Needless to say I was there quick as I could manage, though I must tell you that you were rather misleading on the phone. Even if there was no insane quest involved in getting these panties, the mission was still completed without a hitch. No seriously, trying to pop the question while the girl is standing there stuck in a death-trap and you have scissors in the other hand about to remove said trap is not the most romantic time apparently. Pshh, I can do better anyways... her loss...
Alexie_Dennison
As can be expected, you've bundled up for warth during the winter season. That still cannot keep from wearing your adorable panties, after all, if you don't wear them, who will? Do you really want to risk that? Anywhoo, seeing as I haven't seen you around before let me go ahead and fill you in on the GCD and how it works. Every Tuesday night we have this naked twister party at Gino's. It's cool though, we always have pizza. The thing is, the new girl, well, she has to let me hold on to her undies during the game. You know, just in case she tries to back out last minute. Something about no girl wanting to go walking the streets in a skirt without her underwear and the wind and solar spots and something about being allergic to the smell of the color purple, you know, all that science mumbo jumbo. I'll spare you the boring details though, now if you would be so kind...
Pie
Once I found out that you were my match at GaiaHookUps.com I was jumping for joy. I planned on taking you to a nice restraunt, drinking some wine, of coarse I'm too young to drink, but you can have all you want. After that well, who needs to eat after wine? I say we skip straight to dessert, a nice helping of pi... oh, yeah, sorry about that. I didn't think you'd be so touchy... well, look, fine I'll just order some cobbler instead. Sheesh, I didn't expect you to be so anti-cannibalistic, it's a shame really. Anywho, once I got you all hopped up on wine and cobbler I proceded to knock you over the head with a rather large mallet and drag you into the bathroom stall. After stealing what I needed I left you ducttaped to the ceiling to think about what you did to my ego. Now I'm off to GDBay to sell this lovely pair of panties. If you ever get down from there give me a call, I'd love to go out again!
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