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Shadow: Saaaay , wadda ya mean by little note? Knowing you it's never a small note. And why now? What gives?

Me: Hust a little update before i'm off for 2 weeks vacation in Luxemburg.

Coco: Taking it easy?

Me: You guessed it.

Shadow: Praise the higher powers , my prayers have been heared. 2 weeks of Chaostic Emptiness free time. Helleluah.

Me: Don't count you're chickens before they hatched. I'll probably buy a card to get online for a day , or maby even more.

Shadow: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! just when I had a nice dream you have to come and wreck it. Now I can't sleep because anytime you'll come bursting in and ruin my peace.

Coco: When will you be off?

Me: Monday's. Off course this'll mean i'll be around here tomorow.

Shadow: Crap , another day at lookin at that nightmare.

Me: Just to chat some more with Emperor , get my chances and feed my . . . . wait a minute.

Coco: what's up?

Me: Shadow !?

Shadow: What ? I'm only doing my here , annoying and marking you.

Me: My face isn't a nightmare.

Shadow: oh you'd wish it wasn't. Now it's a nightmare , but if you wake up. My god it's terrible.Even a puked up piece of slime looks better that you.

Coco: You were feeding?

Me: My fish Coco. Only thing is that Emperor won't be looking every day at them , seeing as how he's got work to do.

Shadow: He's working , unlike some lazy bums I know. I mean , pick up something small? No way he's spring a musle.

Coco: C-C-H has worked hard before going on a well deserved brake.

Shadow: And you believe those lies? Oh well , to each his/her own.

Me: I did work hard , Emperor knows this because I wasn't around all the time.

Shadow: . . . . . Crap , he's got a point.

Me: And you know it.

Shadow: Watch it you're face might stay that way. Although it'll never improve.

Me: Be glad I won't be online much will you.

Shadow: No I won't. I deserve 2 weeks off to. But you just can't be without me. You always need me to hold you're hand because you're a little cry-baby.

Coco: Let's leave it there.

Me: stressed A crybaby ?!

Shadow: Hmm , no. Still no improvement. Still as ugly as my butt.

Coco: Pardons?

Shadow: Scratch that , my butt looks way better than you. Well it's official you're the ugliest thing there ever was.

Me: Coco, you know something.

Coco: What.

Shadow: Yea , tell me you actually know something of improtance? That's new.

Me: I'll be glad to have tome time without Shadow. Go visit Emperor will you. Coco, of he does , will you please follow him? I don't trust Emperor and Shadow alone.

Shadow: *slam* ( Me: Auch ) Ah , don't worry. We'll be making you a few trophys. One for "the ugliest thing ever" , one for "the creature who can live without a brain" , and there might even be more.

Me: *grunt* I don't think I want to know.

Coco: You will , he'll make sure of that.

Shadow: Don't you just love hbaving me around? I'm so caring for you , I have to be. I mean the rarest thing ever to walk cyber-space. I can sell you for some big bucks.

Me: See you , i'm off. Till after my breake.

Shadow: Hey , I need to stuy you more. Sorry folks the creature is on the move , and I have to follow it to make sure no victems fall. Guesse there won't be much updating for a little while. So see you and . . . . DON'T EAT THAT CHAIR !!!!! Uhm , as I was saying see you and till our paths cross once more. Don't eat bugs and leave the tree along.