An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20Th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, `Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I`m going to jump off this building.
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, `Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I`m going to jump off, too.
The blonde opened his lunch and said,
`Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I`m jumping too.
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the joint funeral, the Irishman`s wife was weeping. She said, `If I`d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican`s wife also wept and said, `I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I did`t realize he hated burritos so much.
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde`s wife. The blonde`s wife said,`Don`t look at me. He makes his own lunch.
 Morgan Sixx · Tue Jun 09, 2009 @ 03:47am · 1 Comments |
