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Misty sighed as she entered her new classroom. She now lives in a no pokemon city. She was a new student. She was expelled from her last school for throwing her baby in the chili at lunch.

Misty saw a boy that caught her eye. It was Edward Cullen. She thought he was cute for a white boy, since she preferred gangstas.

Edward sat alone. He was lonely. Misty wanted to approach him but a flashback came to her mind. Ash. Her ex-boyfriend. The one who got her pregnant. The one who pushed her down the stairs, causing her baby to have down syndrome. But those weren't as bad as when she found out Ash had a v****a. She must have been drunk that one special night. Maybe it was Brock who got her pregnant. She drank often.

She wondered if all men had vaginas. 'Was there another type of pee-pee?' she said to herself.

Just then someone from behind approached her. It was a very fat girl. Her name was Bella. Misty thought something fishy was going on. Damn yeast infection.

She saw Bella and the fabulous Edward Cullen staring at each other. How can you stare at that fat? Edward approached Bella. They seemed to know each other. Misty felt a hint of jealousy; she didn't know how they knew each other.

Misty was standing there awkwardly. If only her good friend, Chris Brown, came to the new school with her. He would of if he hadn't been kidnapped by Sarah Palin.

But he wasn't there. And Misty was just standing there, watching them talk. Did they sense her listening?

"Oh Bella... you look different..." said Edward in his cool voice.

"I cut my hair," Bella said, lifting up her fat cheeks as she smiled.

"How are you?" asked Edward.

Bella replied, "Stop trying to make small talk with me, Edward Cullen, we are over! Go find another poor girl's heart to break!" She then pointed to Misty.

"Why don't you make this beautiful girl depressed and FAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bella shouted and ran out the classroom.

Misty and Edward watched as the security guards stopped Bella. Edward turned to her and said, "She's a little silly up there."

Misty responded, "I can tell,"

Just then class finally started. The teacher was at her desk, ready to start.

"Hello class, I am Mrs. Dover, but my family calls me Ben!"

Just then she started laughing. Misty didn't get the joke.

Mrs. Dover assigned seats first. Misty was stuck with Miley Cyrus. Edward was sitting in front of her. At least that was good.

Mrs. Dover then started. She assigned the class to write an essay about their summer.

Misty had a bad summer. Her birthday was in July, and her mom bought her a gift. She opened the gift and it was tampons. Misty was confused.

"You've had your period for two years and the whole city knew it except you!" Her mother told her. No wonder Misty had only one oufit. At least her essay will be interesting.

Just then Edward turned around. "May I borrow a pencil?" he asked. Misty gave him one. She wondered what it meant? Was that a code?

Later at lunch Misty did not know who to sit with. She sat alone and ate her Big Mac.

"May I sit here?" Edward asked.

Misty was not paying much attention and the lunchroom was very loud.

"YES I WILL MARRY YOU" Misty screamed.

Everyone got quiet and Misty ran out of the room. It was unknown if the security guards ever caught her.