Scientists are completely baffled. Having thought they had
discovered and classified every possible branch of Homointerfailiens, but apparently they missed one.
This branch, named Class AA, Double-Mountain, Two-Candy-Corns, or whatever you think name is they have given to it.
The following is by a certain rule-breaker named Spyke (the last part of his username.)
After being told his signature was far too big, he defended himself.
discovered and classified every possible branch of Homointerfailiens, but apparently they missed one.
This branch, named Class AA, Double-Mountain, Two-Candy-Corns, or whatever you think name is they have given to it.
The following is by a certain rule-breaker named Spyke (the last part of his username.)
After being told his signature was far too big, he defended himself.
Spyke
I know the limit, the sig has to be under 500 pixles my sig is 255 pixles so there is no problem.
Then this savvy person replied.
Savvy Person
The dimension size if fine, but the file size is to big. Max allowed is 100KB, and yours is 2525.44KB.
His signature, although appeared small, is actually a 255px super-detailed very long gif.
Spyke
Well sorry can't you just let it be and stop harassing me about it's KB size!
Savvy Person
We're 'harassing' you about the KB size because it's against the ******** ToS.
Have fun getting your sig blocked.
Have fun getting your sig blocked.
The Savvy Person saw fit to use profanity and use of the ancient internet response to a rule-breaker defending themselves (the "Have fun getting banned/getting blocked *insert reason for it here*!" phrase.) Because of the Savvy Person's somewhat dim moment, the insulting started, leading to an argument that any internet-savvy person would be able to predict the next step of.
Spyke
b***h! it dosent say that in the freakin TOS and you cant block my sig permanently only on this forum DIPSHIT!
So, our savvy friend quoted the Terms of Service, with the following.
ToS
Signatures: Please keep signatures less than 500 pixels in size in both width and height, and a total byte-size of less than 100,000 Bytes. Your ability to post signatures may be removed if you do not comply with this standard.
That was bound to happen. As was the following insult spree with Caps Lock apparently held down.
Spyke
yes I know that and my sig as people have said is 245,00 bytes. STOP BEING SUCH BITCHES AND AZZ HOLES OVER SOMETHING SO MINOR, JUST IGNOR THAT LITTLE FACT AND LET ME CONVERSE WITH YOU GUYS DAMN IS THAT SO HARD! IF I WAS BREAKING A RULE AN ADMIN WOULD TELL ME NOT YOU NERDS TRYING TO BE COOL BY TALKIN ABOUT A POPULAR TOPIC!
Then our dear Savvy Person realizes the truth, and tries to blame it on the homointerfailien in question.
Savvy Person
You're the one prolonging the argument by responding lol
Then the villain of this story posted again, clearly frustrated by having realized he cannot hope to win the argument against someone lacking a Caps Lock key.
Spyke
SO WHAT YOUR THE ONE BEING A b***h OVER NOTHING NO WONDER YOUR AVI SUCKS AZZ FROM YOUR AVI I CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE A SNOBY b***h WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF AND HAS NEVER GOTTEN LAID YOUR LONELY SAD AND JUST PLAIN PATETIC FOR MESSIN WITH ME CLEARLY SOMEONE WHO IS COOLER THAT YOU!
The insults arise... and then he gets shot down. Spyke was banned from posting in that thread, and then pretended to be his friend (who a few posts later became his 'older brother') begging for Spyke to be allowed to post once more.
This amazing discovery of Homointerfailien Class AA/Double-Mountain/Two-Candy-Corns has brought to question the "complete" list of homo-something species.
For all we know, their may be more out there!
This amazing discovery of Homointerfailien Class AA/Double-Mountain/Two-Candy-Corns has brought to question the "complete" list of homo-something species.
For all we know, their may be more out there!
