IMAGINATION
We all pretend to have it.
And we shout - rather loudly - when someone says we don't have it, and then persists in telling us how unimaginative we are.
Well, how do we tell if we DO have an imagination?
If you're the type of person who entertains themselves by staring at a wall all day, then you have an imagination (or you are in solitary confinement/ an insane asylum.)
If you can run around waving a tissue paper-filled straw at someone and shout things like "PANTALONES POOPICUS!*" then run away laughing, you have an imagination.
Say you have just run up to someone, you make a waving motion with your very lightweight tissue paper and straw wand, and shout "MONKEYO ATTACKUS!", you can hide behind a garbage can and imagine your target getting attacked by a group of monkeys, who seem angry for no reason.
That is having an imagination.
If you can sit in a cardboard box and have adventures, annoy your neighbor, AND draw rainbows with your hands, then you must be Spongeb- have an imagination.
We all pretend to have it.
And we shout - rather loudly - when someone says we don't have it, and then persists in telling us how unimaginative we are.
Well, how do we tell if we DO have an imagination?
If you're the type of person who entertains themselves by staring at a wall all day, then you have an imagination (or you are in solitary confinement/ an insane asylum.)
If you can run around waving a tissue paper-filled straw at someone and shout things like "PANTALONES POOPICUS!*" then run away laughing, you have an imagination.
Say you have just run up to someone, you make a waving motion with your very lightweight tissue paper and straw wand, and shout "MONKEYO ATTACKUS!", you can hide behind a garbage can and imagine your target getting attacked by a group of monkeys, who seem angry for no reason.
That is having an imagination.
If you can sit in a cardboard box and have adventures, annoy your neighbor, AND draw rainbows with your hands, then you must be Spongeb- have an imagination.
*Other spells may be substituted, such as the following.
Leggus Shrinkydink, to make people shorter.
Feeto Failus, to make people trip (combine with Leggus Shrinkydink for hilarious results).
Jeanus Elongicus, to make your jeans longer (handy to avoid buying new ones)
Monkeyo Attackus, to make a large group of monkeys attack your target.
Pantalones Poopicus, guess what it does (from PPP.)
Stencho Rancidus, for making your target stinky (I advise against pairing with above spell.)
Chewing Gummus Nasalio, for launching chewing gum up someone's nose.
Pantalones Lobsterius, for making a Lobster appear in your target's pants.
