Does anybody even use these anymore?
>__>;;
I remember when I was small I used to write important things in this, and then forget I did it and then my friends would bring something from the entry up, and I'd be like 'How'd you know that?'
Anyway I just found a list of unanswered questions that I want to answer.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
McDogs. DO NOT WANT.
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Which ever you can take first.
What is Satan's last name?
Visa, really.
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Personal privacy is considered when changing, although when the practice is done your heath becomes the main propriety.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
The pinkie?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered afelony?
Yes.
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
Because Allstate is a lie
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
By digging a hole you must already be in the center so you wouldn't be able to jump in, also, you burn to a crisp.
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
There is a 'No refund Available' sign in all funeral shops. For hygienic purposes of course
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Then you will not be used in the court case.
Do they bury people with their braces on?
Yeah.
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Bot very.
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
They don't.
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Someone else, since it technically impossible to get proper cleaning in those weird angles with your own hand.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Yes.
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Children are considered born with their head comes out, so on the second day
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Hes referring to the feathered hat
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
A majority of them do.
Can you daydream at night?
As long as your not sleeping.
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Blind people can use it as a relative term. A better question is why are blind people using a calculate.
Can crop circles be square?
Yes.
Can animals commit suicide?
Yes
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Smile.
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Since the doctor hasn't filled out his medical forms and hasn't contacted his insurance company hes not going to get any help.
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
They improved what they copied.
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
Vegetables doesn't rhyme.
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Think of it like a drug overdose.
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!" wink ?
Its Peeeww no one says that anymore.
>__>;;
I remember when I was small I used to write important things in this, and then forget I did it and then my friends would bring something from the entry up, and I'd be like 'How'd you know that?'
Anyway I just found a list of unanswered questions that I want to answer.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
McDogs. DO NOT WANT.
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Which ever you can take first.
What is Satan's last name?
Visa, really.
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Personal privacy is considered when changing, although when the practice is done your heath becomes the main propriety.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
The pinkie?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered afelony?
Yes.
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
Because Allstate is a lie
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
By digging a hole you must already be in the center so you wouldn't be able to jump in, also, you burn to a crisp.
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
There is a 'No refund Available' sign in all funeral shops. For hygienic purposes of course
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Then you will not be used in the court case.
Do they bury people with their braces on?
Yeah.
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Bot very.
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
They don't.
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Someone else, since it technically impossible to get proper cleaning in those weird angles with your own hand.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Yes.
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Children are considered born with their head comes out, so on the second day
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Hes referring to the feathered hat
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
A majority of them do.
Can you daydream at night?
As long as your not sleeping.
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Blind people can use it as a relative term. A better question is why are blind people using a calculate.
Can crop circles be square?
Yes.
Can animals commit suicide?
Yes
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Smile.
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Since the doctor hasn't filled out his medical forms and hasn't contacted his insurance company hes not going to get any help.
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
They improved what they copied.
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
Vegetables doesn't rhyme.
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Think of it like a drug overdose.
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!" wink ?
Its Peeeww no one says that anymore.
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