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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

German Fighter Pilot-Hey Look! It’s Chuck Norris! Oh Crap It’s Chuck Norris!!
Chuck Norris-Bang!
German Fighter Pilot-We’re Going Down.
Germany-What Do You Mean You’re Going Down Private!?
German Fighter Pilot- We’re Going Down. Oh Crap I’m Gonna Die! Cool I’m Gonna Die Because Of Chuck Norris. *turns on radio* I’m At least Going To Enjoy My Last Few Seconds Of Life. *Starts ‘Dancing’ and Sings* Na na na na, na na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, Good Bye……World. Good night everyone. I hope….*Crashes and screams into radio*….I’m still alive a little bit. *radio turns on polka music.* Oh crap. *dies*