What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
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A baby with slashed floaties.
What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
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The same baby three weeks later.
How do you make a dead baby float?
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You take your foot off it's head.
How do you get a baby out of a tree?
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You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!
What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
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Pulling them off.
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