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I like monkeys...they had a sale at the pet store for 5 cents a piece. I bought 200.
I like monkeys. I let one drive. his name was sigmen. he was dumb. in fact, a lot of then were dumb, they were always punching themslefs in the groin. I laughed, then they punched my groin. I stopped laughing. when we got home they screamed and slamed into the wall. 2 hours they died, no wonder they were so cheap. i flushed one down the toilet, but it didn't work, it got stuck. now i had one wet dead monkey, and 199 dead dry monkeys. it smelled real bad. i tried pretending they were stuffed animals. that worked for a while, that is, untill they begain to decompose. I had to put them in the freezer so i could solw down the decoposeing. i could only fit 2 in at a time so I had to keep switching. I tried burning them on my bed, little did I know my bed was flameable, I had to extinguish the fire. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet, i didn't call a plumber, i was embarressed. now i had 1 wet mokey in my toilet, 2 frozen dead monkeys in the freezer, and 197 dead chraded dead monkeys on my bed. the oder wasn't improveing. I tried throwing them away in the trash, but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of dead primats. I told him i had a wet one. he couldn't take that one, i didn't ask about the frozen ones. then i gave them out as christmas gifts, my friends pretended to like them, but I knew they were lying, so I puched them in the groin.
I like monkeys.