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Shadow: Duel mode? Ah right , dueling with the cards , in wich you have to beat that poor Emperor.

Me: We've been down that road before , and no. I will not go there again.

Coco: So why the duel all of a sudden?

Me: It's dueling vs Kaiba and Joey.

Shadow: How low can one sink , because he can't beat anyone with a proper deck he has to beat poor pc players. You sir , are a certifiet racist jack@ss. All you can do is pick on the weak ones.

Me: The pc isn't weak at all. If it draws the right cards , well I get my a** handed on a nice silver place. Roasted and all.

Shadow: Ow ow , can I be the chef if that happens? I'll serve some extra free Voidy. How do you want you're self to be served? Roasted baked burned or insinirated?

Coco: I say none of the above.

Me: I second that. I say forget about serving me.

Shadow: Aw , c'mon. I even sharpend my knives just for you. See I do care for you.

Me: stare

Coco: You , and caring for C-C-H? How come I don't trust that.

Shadow: I just want to make sure he get's his daily dodes of torture and excrusiating pain , erm I mean to look after him. Just want to look after him yea.

Me: stare Yea right.

Coco: So how arfe the duel's going?

Me: All in all , not bad at all. I've balanced my deck so I can sometimes beat a 6 star Joey. As for Kaiba , bacause I've won Metalmorph in Joey that card is also avalible for Kaiba.

Coco: And is it a good card?

Me: Heck yea. First off + 300 attack a my monster , and If I attack my attack increases by half the attack of the enemy. I have some saved duels in wich I used it for the first time and man did I kick Kaiba.

Shadow: Meh , he can still smite you 10 times over.

Me: Thats . . . . . . . . very unfortunately true.

Coco: Do you own some good cars now?

Me: Won 3 nice cards , Judge Man ( 2200/1500 ) paralising potion ( a non machine type monster can't attack with this card equipped ) and mask of weakness ( in battle fase lower a monsters attack by 700 points ) In my Kaiba deck I laked a decend 2nd sacrifice monser with more than 2000 attack so Judge Man fills that role. And the other 2 cards are very usefull.

Shadow: Enough already with the rambling. You ramble faster that I can hose it away. We're freakin drowning in it.

Coco: I don't notice anything.

Shadow: Yea , you're way up high. I am literly drowning in his words.

Me: exaggerating is a class in it's own. Don't make it a art.

Shadow: Look who's talking. You've made stupidety something beyond a art.

Me: *sigh* Never mind.

Coco: Erm , that's all the dueling there is?

Me: Not really.

Shadow: Ow crap. Man the hatches , start up the pumps. The Ramble Tsunamie is coming back.

Me: I had some very funny duels against Jopey and Kiaba today.

Coco: Let's start with Joey.

Me: Ay yes , that was a funny duel in it's own. I knew he had a toon summond skul in his hand. I destroyed Toon world but via Magician of Fate he got that one back. But when he activated Toon world and summend his toons I has quit shocekd. 3 toon summond skulls on to field. Thats 7500 life point damage. Luckely he coudn't attack in that turn. So I used Dark hole and won that duel. 3 Toons down the drain. He didn't see that one coming.

Shadow: Aaarg , i'm drowning. Is it over yet?

Me: There's still Kaiba.

Coco: That one funny as wel?

Me: Well it was a funny duel indeed. he used a card in wich he paied 700 Life Point per stand-bye fase. So it didn't take him long to end up with 1400 Life Points. However he used mage power and kicked my monsert in that turn. Luckely I had my maiden on the field so I was saved that turn , but next turn I would be toast.

Shadow: *blub* serves you right.

Me: However he was a sfoolish to place his prevent rat (500/2000) on the fiel in attack mode. So I made a little gamble. Jirai Gumo was to me summoned. Luckely no suprises awaited me. I attacked with Jirai and crused his Prevent Rat. It costed me 3850 Life Points but it costed him 1700 Life Points. 300 life points more that he had.

Shadow: Aw god dammit *sputter* , enough alreay. Gaia is getting *blub* polluted because of you're rambling. *sputter*

Me: just be glad i'll wrap it up. Coco , please do the honours. And wish Emperor the best on his second work day.

Shadow: He works now?

Me: Thats for Emperor to tell. Not me. Anyways , Coco?

Coco: Well here's to yet another not from us , I hope you enjoyed it. And Emperor , best of luck from us. Byebyes.