Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Wake up.
Trip on the carpet.
Poke yourself in the eye with the toothbrush.
Break the mirror.
Fall down the stairs.
Hit the door.
Step on a dead fly.
Slip in the kitchen.
Drop the heavy box on your foot.
Tv wont turn on.
Hit your head on an open cupboard.
Spills drink all over the floor.
Slips on the drink thats all over the floor.
Breaks the window with the mop.
Step on the broken glass barefoot.
Lay on the floor screaming with pain.
Phone rings.
Crawls to the phone still in pain.

Anwsers the phone just to hear your
neighbor say:
" Good Morning! "