The Legend of the Tot Wars!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
I'm the queen of mystery!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
LMFAO QUEEN!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Yeah. I'm the tater-tot queen. Got a problem with that?
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
I want some tater tots!!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*snatches away the coveted tots*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*cries*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You shall not feast on these crisp golden potato nuggets!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Why not?!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
They are mine and mine alone!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
MEANIE!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*draws her totsaber*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You will never partake in them!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*swings totsaber in Mel's general direction*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*cries* I no like you anymore!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*fwoom, fwwooom!*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*crawls into her corner*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Awwww... I see my might and skill have bested you even before the battle begins!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*ignores you*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*sighs and turns off totsaber*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Now now... don't be a sore loser...
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*pouts* I is not in a good mood.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Awww...
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*hands Mel some of the delicious and fattening heavenly tots*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*pushes your hand away* I on't want them now!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Awwww!!!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*wraps arms around her legs*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Don't make me slay you now. You wanted tots, so you're gettin' tots now.
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Nuh huh. You no want me to have any.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*shoves tots into Mel's mouth*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*spits out*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You'll eat these even if I have to force you!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*draws totsaber once more*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
So! You're too good for my heavenly tots, eh?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*swings totsaber*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*goes off in search of her sakabato*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Well, NO ONE is too good for them! You will be slain!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Reverse blade swords cannot hope to defeat my awesome TOTSABER!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Well, I on't want to hurt you.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Hurt me? I'm the Tatertot Queen, the Dark Lady of the Spud! You cannot hope to defeat me!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*lunges at Mel*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*side steps*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*keeps running, then slows and turns around*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*rolls eyes*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Impressive... You are strong with the Spud...
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
But...
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*shrugs* What can I say.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Did your "parents" ever tell you about your real mother?...
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Hmmm?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*deactivates totsaber and reaches out towards Mel*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*eyes widen*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Mel... I AM YOUR MOTHER!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*keels over* YOU ARE NOT!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Join me! We can rule the produce aisle together! Mother and daughter!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*reaches out further*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*stares at you*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Join me! It is your destiny!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*blinks* Er.. Kay?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
YESH!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*takes up Mel in a big hug*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*hugs back* >.o;
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You'll get used to using the dark side of the Spud. It ain't hard.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
In fact, it's fun!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Embrace the Dark Side!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Do you have cookies?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Use it... fry it... bake it... scallop it!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
COOKIES! Mashed patotoes?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Erm, is a "cookie" a potato product?
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Not really.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
And... you want one anyways?...
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*looks at Mel incredulously*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Yes?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Blasphemy!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*hides*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*throws Mel away from her*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You have been corrupted by the Light beyond hope!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*anger rises*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
NUUUUUUUUUU!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
MASHED POTATOES!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
My old master still strikes at me! Turning my own daughter against me with his goody good mumbo jumbo!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Well, if I can't have you, no one can!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*lunges again at Mel*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*side steps again*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Mel Spudmasher, today is your last day in this world!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Prepare to meet your maker!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*lunges a third time*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
You're going to kill your own daughter?
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*side steps*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You're no longer my daughter! You are a traitor to our way of life!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Draw your saber, child! It ends here!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
I believe you, Mother, are the traitor!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
NEVER!!!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*tackles*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*sits on you*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*rolls around, squirming to get out*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
You haven't won yet!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*pins down your arms*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Sure about that?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*gives Mel a quick kick to the ovaries*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Hah!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
How in the world can you do that when I'm sitting on you? I believe my ovaries are in the front?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*ponders that for a minute*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Wait! You're sitting on my stomach! I can twist a leg up and kick you just fine!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
And uncomfortable that would be, yes.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
What, getting kicked, or being the person on bottom?
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Person on bottom.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Yeah, but I got power abs from the Dark Side Fitness Gym.
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Oh, I see.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*flexes super abs and knocks Mel completely off*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*falls in a heap*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*stands quickly and adjusts armor*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Yes, I knew you couldn't defy what 2000 power crunches a week gives a person!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
And if you think that's snazzy, you should check my glutes!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*points finger at you* YOU'RE CRAZY!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Crazy?
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*laughs*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
I am not crazy...
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*runs at Mel*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
I AM INVINCIBLE!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*ducks*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*trips over Mel and falls into an open power breaker box.
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
ZZZZAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*fries, and makes a wonderfully scruptious smell, too*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
O.O Mother!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*falls to the floor*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
M-my... daughter...
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*stares at the carred lump*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
Please... r-remove... my... mask...
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
So... that I may... see you... o-one... last time...
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Okay... o.O; *does so*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*looks like Meatwad from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force*
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
D-dang... I f-forgot... just how... ugly I... am...
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
*dies*
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
*wraps arms around you* NOOOOO!
-{ � Mel. � }- Ю∂GON M∂GE* Don't talk to me unless you have something to say. says:
Mother!
"The kindest thing you can do for another life is to give up your own for it..." - Persona says:
THE END!
Hope it makes you laugh, Kita.
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'Cause I carried on like the wayward son
And now through and through, I've come undone
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all the single ponies
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02/08/92 ♥ 04/29/10
'Cause I carried on like the wayward son
And now through and through, I've come undone
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all the single ponies
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02/08/92 ♥ 04/29/10
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O.o...
That's one of the most bizarre things I've ever read.
Brilliant.
xD