FOODOLOGY
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? I don't sit down at restaurants preferably
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Sushi and c**t
What are your pizza toppings of choice? pepperoni
What do you like to put on your toast? butter
TECHNOLOGY
How many televisions are in your house? 1
What color is your cellphone? silver
Do you have an iPod? does a zune count?
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? right
What is the last heavy item you lifted? Your Mom
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? kinda
BULLOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Who says I don't?
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Maxus Phinneas
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I do it without the money, daily
FAVORITOLOGY
Season? Summer
Holiday? Christmas
Day of the week? Saturday or friday
Month? september
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? no
Mood? I don't have moods, silly
What are you listening to? some annoying ******** birds
Current worry? I don't worry... silly
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? The dentist
What's the last movie you saw? Hatchet
Do you smile often? Er, I honestly don't know
OTHER-OLOGY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 1
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? When I was in like, seventh grade or this past year but I don't count that.
Last person you talked to? I don't talk to people, silly
Last person you hugged? I don't hug people
Do you always answer your phone? someone
It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? ??? People Don't text me
If you could change your eye color what would it be? White
Do you own a digital camera? Yes
Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes
Favorite Christmas song? Merry ******** Christmas
What's on your wish list for your birthday? A hooker and a laptop
Can you do push ups? surprisingly
Can you do the splits? I break something if I try
Does the future make you more nervous or excited? None of your beeswax
Do you have any saved texts? I delete all texts
Have you ever been in a car accident? Kind of
Do you have an accent? I speak pure american
What is the last movie to make you cry? That never happened lol
Plans tonight? Pretend I have friends with Raggedy Ann and Mr. Bubbles
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? I don't feel, silly
Name 3 things you bought last? Ha, I can't afford anything
Have you ever been given roses? No
Met someone who changed your life? I don't really meet people lol
Name two people who might complete this? ??? No one has that much time
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? would *you*?
Do you have any tattoos/piercings? Not yet
Does anyone love you? Lol, no one remotely likes me
Would you be a pirate? Already am, mother ********
What songs do you sing in the shower? I make them up haha
Ever had someone sing to you? No
When did you last cry? I don't cry haha
Have you held hands with anyone today? No, people tend to avoid me haha
Who was the last person you took a picture of? I'm never around -other- people
Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Does it really matter? I don't have any friends
What is something your friends make fun of you for? I don't have friends but people make fun of me still lulz
I swear to Scandinavian drunks, I'm not an Ethiopian princess.
