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Crystal: *sees amber and yusuke walk by hand in hand, laughing happily* They look so happy together... *sees kurama trying to get angie to forgive him about something across the street* its no use trying to get together with him.... I dont know what to do.... *suddenly a flier flies through the air and lands in front of her* Hm? *picks it up* Madame Ursala's Romance services.... Hmm.. *goes to the adress*

-she enters the dim shop-

Madame Ursala: Hello Crystal.

Crystal: How do you know my name...?

Ursala: Madame Ursala knows all sweetie... I also know that you're a demon...

Crystal: Half demon...

Ursala: Whatever. Sit down child...

Crystal: Can you help me?

Ursala: Well, the only way to get what you want... Is to become a human yourself!

Crystal: *gasps softly* Can you do that...?

Ursala: My dear, sweet child... That's what I do! It's what I live for. To help unfortunate demons like yourself... Poor souls with no one else to turn to...

Crystal: *pulls her chair in closer, listening nervously*

Ursala: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

Have we got a deal?

Crystal: If I become human, I'll never be able to use spells or incantations again...

Ursala: But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

Crystal: But I don't have-

Ursala: I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice.

Crystal: *makes a confused face* But without my voice, how can I-

Ursala: You'll have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men down here don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on Earth it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day!
It won't cost much,
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul...
It's sad but true.
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll.
*whispers to two "statues" in the corner*
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll!
This poor! unfortunate! soul!

Crystal: *looks around frightenedly as the shop fills with wind and otherworldy light*

Beluga sevruga...
Come winds of the Caspian Sea..
Larengix glaucitis...
Et max laryngitis...
La voce to me..

Now, sing!

Crystal: *lets out one long high pitched note* Aah...

Ursala: Keep singing! *begins swirling a golden ball of energy into a small locket*

Crystal: *sings louder* Aaaah!

Ursala: *laughs loudly and clasps the locket shut*

Crystal: *ears and tail dissapear and begins moving her mouth, no words coming out* !!

Ursala: Thank you dear, and have a good day. *pushes her out of the shop*

Crystal: *looks around with a freaked out expression and tries to yell but no words come out* !! >_< *walks towards her house and sees yusuke alone smoking on a corner and goes over to him*

-ill either finish this or fanfic this-