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I would have thought this would be refering to me but apperantly people have been using and re:using names, oh well, some of these are funny

Yak

The Yaker is whiny person usually of short and little muscular physique makes that sound of a mating fox and an orange children's TV show character with a zipped mouth having sex and then beating that love child to death and then moaning about its hardship of the hatred form its parents.

The YAK is something people regally take the piss out of him/her for as it is something that really gets them deep in the heart as a voice this annoying can have tragic outcomes which are to horrific to go into detail but often ends up with a indecent of such great scale such as them getting with a something double the size of them with a large amount of facial hair and represents some sort of Bear/Wilder beast/Yak whilst he/she sits on the ferocious beasts lap and tickles its prostate, and therefore will result in a further and more direct route of piss taking towards the Yaker.You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK. There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as love making (rare but theextent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he/she laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK.

There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as;
.Love making (rare but the extent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised.

. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.


yak
To talk incoherently;
That fat-a** hairy animal;
Yakuza ;
A hairy fat man
He just keeps on yakin';
Look at that yak, he's so fat;
That yak looks pretty tough

(this one almost suprised me, but I'm not bald any more)

yak
In addition to the other definitions of the word:

Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.

Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.


1. Look at that shady little yak in the corner of the bar!

2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.

3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.

yak
another term for token black guy. normally born on the streets of compton and lives in the urban ghetto (waldridge). probably the coolest dude on the planet
he there's yak. he cool

i think i'm the yak of this town

Yak
The greatest person to ever live.
Yak is the coolest mo-fo ever.

yak
The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.
"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

the link for all yak is right here

Next is
Kitty
Cute, Sexy, Gorgeus. Buff and pretty.
"OMG shes such a kitty

Kitty
a whorebag who likes to play with guys and use them. she's as skinny as a stick and can break very easily. she goes from guy to guy, pretends to like them and then breaks up with them to do the same thing.
OMG you're such a kitty.

kitty
someone who likes to sleep with everyone in sight. they are usually kinky in bed and dont care who knows it. they are total sluts in the publics eyes
at the party she slept with every guy there. shes a total kitty.

Kitty
Crack smoker - London slang, also known as Kitty Cats.
There's a Kitty waiting to score

here's that link right here

And last but definately lest caught on, is

Mad Hatter 1 up, 1 down
Someone with great skills in a craft in which they specify. Many times used as a sports team name because of the definition. The image of the mad hatter team symbol usually shows a large, angry, and muscular man resembling 'Uncle Sam' the mascot of America.
The Mad Hatters defeated the Knights because of their honed skills and prowess upon the field.
When he is in a conversation he is a Mad Hatter, his words are so finely selected and so high class everyone who hears him feels his influence.

Mad hatter 12 up, 15 down
In this situation, a man would be in the process of getting head from his Partner, while he is standing and she is on her knees. Right before ejaculation the man would pull out, c** in her eyes, sit on top of her head and drop a deuce.
Last night I picked up this ho at the club and when she was giving me head I pulled off a mad hatter.

these ones suck, I have other nic names that didn't catch on, and my own name isn't actually in there at all, but I expect some better or maybe even direct slander goddamn you people suck, this is pathetic