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Dead And Gone: My Immortal 2 (Chapter 4) |
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Chapter 4
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"Oh my Satan," I cried. "Elvis Presley! You started gothic music, though after Joal Madden."
"Oh, a fan," he said sexily. "Want my autograph?"
"F*ck off, I need 2 find my firneds."
It was snowing, so Elvis pulled out a 2 black jackets with hoods on them and a pentagram on the left breast and put one on me and himself.
"Thank you," I said.
"No problem, beautiful," he said. "Do you need help finding you're friends?"
"Yes, plz."
All of a sudden, a goffick girl in heavy black eyeliner and a black Mr. And Mrs. Smith dress came running towards us. "YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND."
It was Elvis's wife Priscilla.
"She needs help finding her friends." Elvis said defiantly. "Girl, what is your name?"
"Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way," I said, thinking he wuz sexy.
"R U related to Gerard?" He asked, and his wife swooned.
"No, but I wish I wuz bcuz he is a hottie." I said.
I knew I must have gone back in tim again and I knew I needed a time toner or Morty McFli so I could return home and fry my friends. I knew that Voldemort must have sent them back in tim too, so I needed 2 find them.
"PLZ, do you have a time toner, plz?" I asked.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU MUGGLE b***h," Priscilla said. She tried to smack me, but I wuz so fast bcuz I wuz a vampire and I was fast, so I grabbed her arm.
"OH MY SATAN, YOU SAID 'muggle,'" I shouted, and turned to Elvis. "You, too?"
"All goffs are magic," Elvis laughed. "bcuz goths are 2 magical. Now, let's have a group cutting session and watch da Corpse Bride."
"Plz," I said. I was crying tearz of blud, bcuz I was worried about my friends. "Give me a time toner so I can rescue my friends."
"Oh, all right," Priscilla said. She pulled out a time toner and gave it to me "But stay away from us, got it?"
I held up the time toner and winded it, all of the sudden, I fell into a dark hole. It wuz like the tim I went in the penseive.
 KingJack! · Mon Aug 17, 2009 @ 08:46pm · 0 Comments |
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