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Kelpie Kelani
Gawsh i'm tired...
Red Heads Are Evil
A/N: Okay for some who haven't figure it out yet, My Jorunal
is base on true events and scenerios that has occur to me on my time here on Gaia soooo yeah everything in here is true(maybe in not that same order sweatdrop ) .
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So if you made an impact negative or positive on me you WILL be in my journal
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Okay so today being bored I decide I am going to leave the comfort of my home and go into towns. I gather my basket so along the way I could pick some gorgeous flowers I might happen to see. I decide to walk to where I saw the most people at and prehaps hang around till I could find something decent to do. SO I pick up my basket put some snacks and a two waters. Inside for food I put apples,bananas,bread,a pear,cheese and waffles hmm waffles you know incase I were to get hungry or thirsty and I just LOVE telling people what I am planning on eating so of course JOURNAL I HAD to tell you! Anyway I grab my basket and head out my door and walk. And I walk and walk and walk and kept walking. At this point I must have gather over 10 sunflowers the most I ever pick up in one walking until finally I heard a huge crowd a couple of blocks down. Has I kept walking towards the noise 5 to 10's of people were walking away from it as yet the crowd was still growing huge. Oh Yeah I found the "it" hang out spot. I sat down where I found a tree, surprisingly enough, no one was near it. I sat down and pull out my water bottle where I took a sip. Not to far away however I notice a blurry figure of a young boy waving something in his hand.

"PANCAKES! PANCAKES FOR SALLLLEE!" he yell while waving pancakes. His bright red head under the scorching sun appear far away has if his hair was on fire.He had his "pancake" stand near the edge of town where people walk by chatting frivolously with their friends and partners.
"I wanna pancake" said a chubby boy walking up to him. Food resedue was all over his mouth and his pants was old and weary with grease stains all over.
"NO you're too FAT for my DELCIOUS PANCAKES!"
"Hey! that was rude" said a girl with green hair. Her friend stop with her and glare now at the red head boy. Of course at this moment I am completely amuse by his actions. Causing trouble in the middle of a high traffic area?
Completely dangerous but OH YET fun for the viewer with a sense of humor.
HEY that's ME! I AM a viewer with a sense of humor and I am finding this HECKA fun. :3
"Well no pancake for you either you two ugly witches!" he snarl back at them.
"Forget your stupid pancake you F-up tard!"
"Dumb A**" says the girl's friend. She knock over a couple of pancakes that was sitting on his stand for display as the girl went over to talk to the young boy.
"HEY You THIEF!" yell the red head boy.
"Who are you calling a thief?" says the green head girl.
"Both of you! You both STOLE my pancakes!"
"NObody stole your disgusting pancakes -- some just fell on the floor you idiot!"
"THIEF EVERYONE LOOK SHE'S A THEIF"
Several people stop and stare at the four gaians around this small pancake stand making a scene.
"You're CRAZY! WE DIDN'T do ANYTHING!" yell the green head girl.
"Just SHUT up nobody cares about your stupid pancakes" said a person walking by.
"THEIF! GIMME BACK MY PANCAKE! WHERE'S MY PANCAKE!"
"Up your A**" says the girl "Let's just go and leave this idiot standing there by himself." The two girls nudge for the young chubby boy to come has he moan walking away how he still wanted pancakes. The red head boy continue to yell harrassing people as they went by. Being nice at first he would call them up to his stand and when they refuse to buy he would yell something obscene to them. This time however he got a group of friends who had been watching him for sometime and decide they want to get in on the action and show the little red head boy what it felt like to be harrass.

They surround him and with a big smile he simply said
"Would you like a pancake?"
"Don't mess with us we saw what you've been doing." said boy number one.
"Yeah and we don't want none of your pancakes. Matter fact where's OUR pancake!" said boy number two.
The group being chanting and taunting the red head boy. They start to throw his pancake in his face even going as far as screaming "WHERE'S MY PANCAKE!"
The boy tried his best to over talk them the group had him beat by far when his cheeks started to turn red I knew I had to do something. This stupid group of kids as TOTALLY ruin my happy moment.

So I stood up dust the earth from my legs and I walk over to them. They notice me but said nothing and continue to do there taunting. I clear my throat, crack my neck then my knuckles and with a big voice yell

"WTF DUDE! WHERE'S MY EFFING WAFFLES!?"
The red head boy smile "THEY STOLE YOUR WAFFLES!"
"WAHT! GIMME BACK MY WAFFLES YOU RICH BEACHES!"
"WHERE'S HER WAFFLES YOU WANKERS!?"
"GIMME OR I PROMISE I am going to SCREAM" I yell
One of the girls in the group repeatedly kept yelling back to me that she DOESN'T have my waffles and DON'T know what I'm talking about.
"OF COURSE YOU DO I SAW you took it!"
"When did you saw me take your waffles HUH?!" girl number one shouted with her hand on her hip.
"When you came and TOOK IT!"
"Why don't you shut up you noob nobody have your stupid whatever. Why don't you just go crawl in a hole and die."said girl number 2
"Because then not only would SHE have owe me waffles but so would you now where my waffles you POOR NOOB!"
This of course made girl number two angry. :3 For some reason gaians just HATE being call "poor Noobs" you should try it. Trust me. It works everytime whee
"I AINT no NOOB you are with your DUMB RAMBINGS!"
"ALL I'm hearing is that YOU got my waffles now GIMME BACK MY WAFFLES YOU NOOB!"
Girl number two was now in my face "I don't got your dam* waffles you hear me you idiot." Now her friends begin to surround me but oh pul-ease if you knew where I came from then you would truly understand how little gaians actually scare me.

I level my head so I can look her in her eyes.
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screamed.

I DID tell them I would.


At this point the group of friends had disgust written all over the faces.

which of course made me scream in my OH SO LOVELY high pitch. The red head boy scream has loud has he could "IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST GIVE HER BACK HER WAFFLES!"

The curse at me as they walk away mummbling and caring on and the people in the crowd kept screaming shut up but of course it only encourage me to scream more. The red head boy kept by my side screaming to every gaian person that was leaving the town.

"THey should have giving her, her waffles--WHERE'S HER WAFFLES!?"

When only a couple of people that was left was still there was only then I completely stop. We both look at each other and laugh. He reach out his hand and smiled.
"Names menevolentmind NUMBA ONE and yours?"
"Kayasha" I horsely said. HEY I was screaming for almost 10 mintues!
"That was so much fun! I'm glad you came because I was completely bored today."
"HEY me too! you know what ---I like you I shall dub you my little BRO because we both have red hair and we both like to harrass people for fun"
"Cool! A Pretend sister!"

"Uh...sure I ...guess um anyway I'm HUNGRY wanna join me for lunch?"
"Sure! hey DOyou haveany waffles?"

"Actually...I do"








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The D O G G1
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commentCommented on: Sun Aug 23, 2009 @ 01:31am
Do you like pancakes, ya i like pan cakes.
Do you like french toast, ya i like french toast.
Do you like waffles, ya i like waffles.
Doot doo doo doot, cant wait to get a mouth full


commentCommented on: Sun Aug 23, 2009 @ 07:33pm
WAFFLES ARE THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL!



Suicide K Heart
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