Some random one-liners I got in an e-mail.. xD
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
11. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
13. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
14. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
11. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
13. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
14. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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