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Today, like most other days, i was spending my free period in the pub next to my college.
Unlike most other days I had drunk more than normal amount of beer and was feeling rather jolly.
Silly jokes where played, rolling on the floor, diving over hedges and through bushes for the hell of it etc.
There was one such bush that i happened to come across and beening in my drunken state i thought it would be a brilliant idea to run and dive through it full force.

There was a ford feista parked the other side of the bush.

To protect my face from the bushes branches i had turned backwards, thus my a** followed closley by my lower back struck the back window of this crappy car, shattering it into many peices, causing me a great deal of shock and to back out.

I later awoke sitting half in the car half in the bush, dazed and in alot of pain from my rear end.
At hospital i was given several injections into my rear end and had to have a cut stitched up. The drugs made it all a dazzed, strange experience so i remember little.

*edit: bus = bush. woops.