The other week a boy named Dingus got so fed up with people making fun of his name that he killed himself. Unfortunately for our friend Dingus, he was reincarnated as a rock. A white rock. Now two very disturbed teens came upon this rock while dicking around at the beach. After the two retards attempted to preform oral on a disco ball, the girl picked up Dingus and carried him along. After a few laughs, the two teens went to town with Dingus safely in the backseat. A new life had begun for our dear Dingus. A life, he would soon regret all over again. He now resides inside a green 98 buick. Sadly, he's never been happier.
The end.
me und my friends are retarded. ESPECIALLY JAMIE!
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