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What are Netteisms? Well, from what I understand, a Netteism is something that I do quite often that normally would irritate or annoy someone beyond reason but somehow is tolerated. Why they tolerate these Netteisms is beyond me, though I'd like to believe they tolerate it because it's part of who I am and they kinda enjoy who I am. >_> Make sense? Yeah...didn't think so. Anyway, here's a list of things I do that have been dubbed "Netteisms."
Forgetfulness: Oh, my fawking Gawd. I would probably forget my head if it weren't screwed on tight enough. I can forget EVERYTHING. I don't do it intentionally and it's not like I'm not paying attention to the person when they're talking to me. I just...have a hard time remembering things sometimes. And, oh damn, how ironic is it that while I was listing off Netteisms that I know of to Colby (who coined the term, tyvm) I actually FORGOT forgetfulness. And that's the FIRST Netteism he ever mentioned. How ironic, eh?
Paranoia: Yes, I tend to get paranoid. No...not the, "OMFG are those COPS?" kinda paranoia. And not with everyone. Only with certain people. For example, someone who I care about could just be very busy a certain day and not have much time to just hang out online but leaves his comp on. I'm sending IMs and getting nothing in return. Immediately, my mind goes, "OMFG he's mad at me." Or, "OMFG, he's ignoring me." Yeah...that kinda paranoia.
Overthinking/Overanalyzing: I kinda tend to analyze things people tell me instead of just taking it at face value. Usually, this leads to the Netteism explained above. Extremely difficult for me to get over this one or to even realize that I'm doing it.
Assuming the worst: Ok, yeah....little guilty of this. Someone will say something to me and may be a bit vague and instead of either asking them to clarify or waiting for them to continue....I assume the worst. >_<
Constantly hitting on Colby: Ok, yeah....so guilty. So ********' sue me. You would, too...and you know it. =_= I'm not sorry for this one...I won't pretend to be...and I probably won't stop unless he's like, "Yo, Nette. You need to stop or else I'm taking my ball and going home." Hopefully, he won't ever tell me that cuz...I rather enjoy hitting on him. Side note: When you turn 18, Colbs......RAWR
OMFG did I just do it again? >_>
There's more...I know there is. Just..haven't figured them out yet, but eventually I will. And then I'll edit this so that absolutely no one will read it. Seriously? Who reads these things?
 Eilaria · Tue Sep 08, 2009 @ 05:50am · 2 Comments |
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