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The quizzes are out to do me psychological harm, I swear!

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When a strange event has occurred, what better to do than write a journal about it, hmm? Ah, I am a genius! Heeheehee!

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Good heavens! My sanity has crumbled until I am acting like 343 Guilty Spark! This cannot be--and yet, I know the cause. It was the quiz I tell you, the quiz!

I've taken a lot of lame quizzes in my life. This one, however, seemed either like it didn't take my answers into account at all, or it subscribes to the "opposites attract" philosophy so firmly as to think that two people attracted to one another should have nothing in common.

I was bored, so I took this quiz to see what my "type" was. In other words, as it explained, what general type of guy had I been attracted to in high school.

I went through, and there were many good answers about books, and music, and being a geek, etc. Then I got my answer.

Apparently, my type is the jock wearing the letterman jacket, and now--WAIT A MINUTE!!! scream

You mean those guys I wanted to punch for most of high school?! Me? Attracted to THAT? Are you insane??? gonk

Okay, to be fair, not every sports-player was evil. But seriously now, what on Earth in my answers gave the idea that the "jocks" were my type? Somehow I don't think when they said the jock who wore the letterman jacket, they meant the drummers with the percussion ensemble jackets. I READ during sporting events! The only games I ever went to voluntarily were when I was a part of the marching band! I even disliked pep rallies!

So, based on my answers the description given, this quiz thinks that since I:
1. Love to read
2. Am the quiet geek/nerd
and
3. Am sensitive and looking for true love

I'm clearly attracted to the guys who:
1. Love sports
2. Are popular and outgoing
and
3. May decide who they want as their girlfriend primarily based on looks

gonk gonk gonk

If that's my "type," why did the description given make me feel ill?

Begone, ye quiz of madness! Get ye back into unholy depths from whence ye came!

My mind...the horror of this is making it melt! Someone, please save meeee!!! gonk